Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 29 July 2017

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were on the boat am, too windy to go out, but nice in the sun drinking coffee. PM it clouded over with showers. Now once again I am plumbing the depths of the low Internet for more fun stuff to lighten your weekend.

WTF - is that!!!

Not necessarily the funniest ever, but a slight snigger!

Spliff delivery for Chuck Norris!

Philosophical thought -
from the Dalai Lama

Liberty, built by an artist in Aleppo from bomb debris

Betty Rubble cosplay

This street artist brightens up the mundane!

Time Waster!

Thanks Derek!

Photogenic Billy Goat!

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Which Dino???

Thanks Neil!

This really is the end!

Thanks Robert!

The kid is on a leash - the dog isn't!

Puns get you nowhere!

Imagine life with no Internet!

This guy on the underground with his peacock....
Everyone is too busy looking at their phones1

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Just a Raccoon on a bicycle.....

Rooster 1 - Ram 0 !

Harwich Weather for Sunday!

A dry and bright start with sunny spells. Isolated showers will develop by the afternoon, these becoming occasionally heavy with a risk of thunder. It will remain breezy.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 28 July 2017

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Rather windy here today, which curtailed any boating activity. Pottered in the garden am, and watched a movie pm. It was "Going in Style" which was a good laugh! Now down to earth, more pictorial fun from yours truly...

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I normally praise the cousins' slogans
Buuuuut!

Plumbers versus Electricians!

Thanks Jamie!

Yup!

Flat Earthers you can weep!
These pylons across a lake show the Earth's Curvature!

This is bad, but I still had a little snigger!

Peter Drinklage is bemused!

Ha Ha! - We had a similar situation on our satellite dish!

We have a family in Harwich named Howlett
I'm told it comes from......small owl!

Floral display in Medalin Colombia

This lab tech snapped a cell in the process of Mitosis
(Google it!)

In this parking garage, there's a guy who does this to all cars parked badly!

No! I say again No!

This gull attack creates a Renaissance picture

I don't believe this one either!

Philosophical quote for tonight!

Mustang runaway!

Nobody likes a smartass!

This is a bit vile, but still funny!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely fine morning is expected with sunny spells developing. However, cloud will thicken from the South during the evening, with occasionally heavy rain arriving by dusk.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C

Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 25 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 27 July 2017

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another changeable day, rain was threatened, but it didn't actually happen until late pm. Had a pleasant morning at a garden centre, the boss bought a plant. Now it is time once again for me to put on the thinking cap for more funny stuff for your amusement.