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Saturday, 5 August 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another sunshine and showers day. Rescued one of my silver surfers this pm, now - sorry, a bit of a rush job tonight, we have friends in shortly. A more comprehensive effort tomorrow - promise!






Mexican worm lizard, so rare it's almost mythical!








Where'd they go???










I rather feel that this isn't really cosher!














This building looks as if the Architect was having a migraine!














Renaissance picture - in the workshop!













Er........Yes!





Someones suggests that one day there will be a Kindle
being read on a Kindle!












Mini Me attacks an Icecream Sandwich! - 
Must be America!













I've said it before.......A Bun is the lowest form of Wheat!!!













The Bride just notices that her Dad's trousers fell down at the photo shoot!













How to look stylish - with the Supermarket till receipt!













Now the Oppressed Minority???













The plant was kicked in the nuts!












Apollo has just realised that the cake is for him!














This Mexican lady just won a full marathon wearing a dress and sandals!













Fido is ecstatic with his stick!













Serves him right stupid git!











She received her new passport, and she is now a conehead!











Clever, but you missed the point!










The only way to travel!








Harwich Weather for Sunday









It will be a cool, but bright start to the day. Staying dry with sunny intervals and it will feel pleasantly warm in the afternoon sunshine and light winds.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 4 August 2017

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Took the Boss to the Health Centre this morning. At the boat PM, just to check that all was well after the big wind yesterday. Now back in front of the screen, I will try to conjure up some more fun - just for you!






Sly Hippo - looking sly!








Mylar Balloons + Electricity = Kaboom!


Thanks Derek!












Flying into reality!












Strange and unflattering garments....


Thanks Gloria!










He thought - is this the pit stop????












How to make it really go! - With a leaf blower!













Precisely!


Thanks Mo!










Bwaaaaaaaaaaaggggggg!
















Self explanatory!











Pornhub philsophy!












National Geographic photo of the year!












No No No! - It's meant to be a safety pin!!!












OK - Done!












His wife texted to say she was having trouble with a particularly nasty customer!













The Orientals love English slogans, however they don't understand a word!












The famous Zorita in the 30s doing her "Him and Her" act











JOKES
Some great ones! Thanks chaps!







Just keep talking!!!









This swing is dangerous!










Harwich Weather for Saturday








Early sunshine is possible, before cloud bubbles up during the morning. A few showers are then likely, perhaps heavy at times. Lighter winds than recent days.
Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 
Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 3
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your support - as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 3 August 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a very windy day in Harwich today, I hope our little boat is OK, maybe we can take a look tomorrow. Meanwhile I am doing my best to find you more new and up to date funny stuff...







Grotesque Winnie.......but wait!  This is at the dentist's










Never saw anything like this before!


Thanks Jamie!












I see irony here!













Understatement!














A Dad's duty is to embarrass their kids!













Atrocious haircuts! But when they come together.......!
















Poor Grandad!

Thanks Derek!










A standard ball pen can draw a line 29,000 miles long
(Allegedly !!!)













It says Boobs ready to soon clean the floor!


Thanks Klaus!










Giant Sheepdog.........Tee Hee!













Whatever!













They discovered that they had a new network tech!












Escaped the sleep over party with only minor disturbance!













Well ! If you will do Maths classes online!













1930s Airliner
(Love the Ripping Panel!!!)










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Human Pile Drivers!


Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Friday










Bright with sunny spells and very isolated showers. Breezy at first, but winds will ease through the day. Feeling pleasant in the afternoon sunshine.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 25 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.