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Monday, 14 August 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day, our type of weather 23c. Shopped and then had a trip to Frinton.....Now that we're old we fit in!. Now back indoors to dig up some more pictorial fun - just for you!





I had to look twice at this!










The caption said "Gold Digger" I think it should be "Rich Idiot!"


Thanks Klaus!












Does your friend take sugar?













For me - a "Must have!"












Wow - it is a cake!













I can sympathise - I used to clean boat engine parts in the kitchen sink!














Modern Lo - Tech version of a Penny Farthing!












Remember 90% of them are cabbages!













Oh! Yes! Now we can watch TV while we wash our hands!   ?????













Love it Duct tape rules!












Nothing like getting out into the wilds with a tent!












Oh! I get it ............












When Uncle (Who has no kids) looks after ours!












Overtaking a (Very) big turbine blade!












It says "Beer is made with hops   and hops are a plant, therefore beer
qualifies as a salad!"


Thanks again Klaus!













Bumper sticker indicates a Philosopher on board!











Thanks Chaps!










Sand surfing!










Granny bought a stairlift!


Thanks yet again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday







Sunny spells and scattered showers. The showers could be locally heavy with the odd rumble of thunder, before dying away into the evening.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2










My Weather Station Live







Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 13 August 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The weather was perfect today, so we had a boat trip. Now back home and woken after a nap (caused by all that sea air), I am now going to create more pictorial fun in the hope of entertaining you!








This Pizza delivery did not go well!











She's pretty and scarily smart!












Amazon sent his bubble wrap wrapped in paper!













Baby turtles about to be released to the ocean













Lawyers!












No it's on the outside of the tank!












One of those right place right time ones!













Yup!














Hopefully not!













It was funny at the time - now it's prophetic!













Hoping that the wind won't get up!












I normally love the Cousin's slogans, but this one............!













The tale of the evil Father!













Why do they let this happen!














A reversal of the norm!













This rock looks like a giant surfacing turtle!














What's January got to do with it?












How sad!














Lumberjacks don't do it like that!












Hurry up with that ball dad!












Harwich Weather for Monday










A bright, dry morning. Cloud increasing from the West into the afternoon, however all places remaining dry and feeling rather warm.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: South 12 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 12 August 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I've left the star background up, to remind your to look out for the Perseid Meteor shower will be at it's best tonight after 11pm. Now for more funny stuff - just for you!






Her Ex must have the kids!











The QI cast have fun at Stephen's expense!










The Nuclear Refuse Manager's Birthday Cake!











Know it all!











Love the seal's expression!













Whoops Number 20194......."No they can't fly!!!"













Attributed to Banksy!











Wouldn't that be a hoot!


Thanks Gloria!











His wife is wearing camouflage shoes!












Heeeeeelp!
(I suspect the grey one isn't real!)












Get me a headline - any headline!












Political comment of the day!












Doing your "Private Thing"
and being confronted with this!











Grannies dancing Indian style!


Thanks Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Sunday










A fine start is expected with sunny spells and light winds. Some cloud may bubble up during the day, however it will stay dry with light winds.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: North-West 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.