Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cooler today, but nice English weather! I attacked my 2x zones of shame beside the garage and house, and they are now weeded and weedkillered. PM we watched "The Circle" starring Emma Watson and Tom Hanks, it was well acted, but the plot was weird. Now time for more funny pictures - just for you!

Empty your mind!

Now it begins...VSTOL Electric aircraft!!!

Thanks Derek!











Clever Postie!

Sexy Coral
(Must be photoshopped!)

How about Arnie as the next POTUS???

They are never going to live this down!

The tax stickers on this old truck go waaaaaay back!

I am fairly sure this is in Murica!

Give me a headline! Any headline!
(Inappropriate picture on this news item!!!)

Before they left the hotel, they decided to
scare the living daylights out of the cleaners!

Vase!

Thanks Geoff










Fun picture , but again photoshopped -
it's the EJAFALLAJOKULL volcano in Iceland

Inspirational quote of the day!

I suppose that the designer of this Libyan shop sign,
has English as his second language!

A jolly group, one of whom seems to have missed the point!

Another great truth!

Thanks Shirley!











Only in Murica!

When you're feeling sorry for yourself and hard done by, consider these people
who live inside a concrete sewer pipe!

More stuff from the QI Elves

Commonly known as the Tractor Tyre Nut Shot!

OK now sit back, light a perfumed candle and go "Ommmmmm"!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A rather dull and murky start with drizzle likely. Turning drier with brighter spells likely developing during the afternoon and early evening.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Very breezy here today. Went to fiddle about on the boat this morning, too windy to go out. PM odd jobs, and now I am psyching myself up to produce a blog which will amuse and amaze!

I do not believe this!

The boat is a bit like mine, but I never do this!!!

The picture that NASA didn't want you to see!

More trouble in Pennsylvania avenue!

This shark thinks he's a house elf!

Yes I know the screen's broken but why can't you fix it????

Third World headphones!

Salt made from.......

Just when you thought that you'd seen everything!

One of those "Right place Right time" photos

Chameleons will grasp onto anything!

Google is experimenting with AI........!

Ha!

Wet Floor!

A Ta Da moment!

When you ask a teenager to do magic!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

After a bright, sunny start to the day, cloud will thicken through the afternoon with outbreaks of rain and murky conditions spreading North-Eastwards through the late evening. 

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live





Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it was sunshine and showers which were heavy at times. We had a visit from number two Son for lunch, and we solved the problems of the World. Now I am digging around for more humourous material with which to amuse - just for you!

It's the silly season -
how about a bean shaped like a snake!

With all that oil money!

Thanks Klaus!










Captain America's Dad!

I have to confess that I look like Gary!

Remember these ladies?

He had a hangover and had an ice pack on his head, his girlfriend turned and saw this.....

That'll teach you to go to Sea World!

Give me a headline!
(They certainly have it in for the Millennials!)

Ah! - I never thought of that!

These figures in Denmark are a bit creepy!

It was very hot in Arizona yesterday - it nearly exploded his water bottle!

Ha! Clever!

Not much news - this was on TV, a lady lost her engagement ring in the garden,
several months later it was dug up in a carrot. In the meantime, having not confessed
to her husband she had bought a replacement!

He was pressure wahing the race track - result!

Meet the balding rock!

During the renovation, they were covering the fireplace,
and decided to leave a time capsule inside!

Meanwhile at the card shop they spotted this!

Very clever trick photography!

Empty your mind!

Girlfriend's first day at college, having problems with her Apple TV..

That will teach you not to let him win!

No grub in the front - so I will try the back!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another breezy day, although less windy than Friday and it is likely to remain dry with sunny spells across all parts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.