Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 27 August 2017

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another quiet day in little old Harwich. Neighbours round for coffee, just enjoying the late Summer sun. Now is the time that I will scuttle around for more fun material - just for you!

Istanbul people sit on the car bonnet until help arrives!

Remember these chaps? - Of course you do!

And you think she won't work it out? - Ha!

Pleeeeeease!

Male urinal - naturally!

Stuff is always cheaper in Holland!

Did you know that up until they are 9 months old baby elelphants drink through their
mouths without using their trunks?

It took 500 hours to create this with M/S Paint
(BTW - they have now scrapped Paint!)

These aren't all Bears!

Canadian Coastguard Dog, about to make the drop
and rescue someone in the water

Accidental Photobomb
(Allegedly!)

Boom Boom!

Thanks Jaini!

Remember 90% of them are Cabbages!

This is so unbelieveably naff!
(BAE = computer speak for Boyfriend or Girlfriend!)

The one that got away!

When unpacking your new mouse - take it slooooowly!

Not much to say.........Sunflower in gutter!

If you're my age - this is cool!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another fine day is expected with widespread sunshine and only limited amounts of cloud. Winds will also remain light, leading to another very warm, locally hot day.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C

Wind: South 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Edit.....and this on an English Bank holiday? - Amazing!

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 25 August 2017

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were afloat today, the weather was perfect, light wind warm sun. Back home, meeting with accountants, now time for your Weekend funnies...

I don't think I'll be going!

Dom's Boom Boom Joke!

Really? Why?

Passenger keeping a very low profile!

Must have been a good joke!

Air B & B where you sleep in a Bank Vault!

I'm guessing that the one on the left is electric

By the last one, Husky Mum had run out of ink!

Oh! Lordy!

For the big fight Connor McGreggor had a suit made for his baby son!

Sounds like the Second Coming is imminent!

Inappropriate juxtaposition - Murder and Blueberry pie eating contest!

She drew a picture of her dream party dress - so her Granny made it for her!

Quick way to a heart attack - arachnid hairclip!

Not a natural!

This bear hung out in their car for a bit and then wandered off!

When he took his Starbucks coffee out of the microwave,
the only bit that burned was the "Do not microwave" notice!

Tonight's sensible chat..

No! I did very badly in school!

Not sure what the truck was carrying!

Watch very carefully!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Most parts of Essex staying dry with very warm sunny spells and light winds. Turning rather cloudy at times with a chance of a few showers late afternoon/early evening.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C

Wind: North-West 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

My Weather Station Live

Thanks as ever for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 24 August 2017

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Visited Colchester today, our nearest large town, we haven't been there for quite a while. Tesco looked much as it was last time! Now it is time to cobble together a few more funny bits for your delectation!

What they get up to when you're out!

Pre Python, Clees, Chapman, Feldman and the other one!

Tonight's Wise Words

A very disconcerting bathroom!

Best friends often do this!

Caused some mirth in the office!

Too true to be funny!

Thanks Derek!

Even Pole Dancers are using Bitcoin!

Apple Propaganda!

Don't look at me!

Yup it's a pillow!

Elon Musk unveils his SpaceX spacesuit

He arrived home early, and discovered that his wife's diet
was in tatters!

If you throw your splifs in the office flowerbed.......!

Der der der.................zzzzzzzzzzz!

Thanks Klaus!

Today they say it's too violent........Hahahahahahaha!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Largely dry with variable cloud. This will allow warm sunshine with light winds. Low risk of showers or thunderstorms during the late evening and overnight into Saturday.