Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back from our holiday "Down West". So this is a bumper edition to make up for the empty days. Hoping that we haven't been forgotten!

This picture drives him nuts!

It's scary but I am still giggling!

Clever ad!

As I have said many times before - 90% of them are cabbages!

I rest my case!

Ha Ha!

His Grandma sent this picture to his Grandad while he was away in WW2
She looks really nice!

A State with a sense of humour!

Is this the young Al Capone planning the Valentines Day massacre?

Hurricane Humour!

I really want one of these!

Wood Pile!

Doctor is puzzled - the baby bump has slipped!

Thanks Klaus!










They resurfaced the road, but didn't wait for it to set!

Military men!

 Thanks Robert!










Definitely the best!

Thanks Again Robert!











This Mexican artist - makes satire!

The Golden Girls - the pinnacle of bitchiness!

Baby Swordfish!

Nothing to say!

He is a Chimera.....he and his twin fused together as eggs

Or you could say - Twat!

They leave empty police cars around to deter speeding - someone did this!

A Bumper Bundle of Jokes
Thanks Chaps!







An old trick with a new twist!

Wake boarding goes wrong!

(Crazy Norwegians!)

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Bright or sunny spells with isolated showers in a strong South-Westerly breeze. Turning cloudier from the West later with outbreaks of rain and strong winds developing through the evening and overnight.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 3 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live






Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This is the last blog until around Sept 12th, we are working on it. Meanwhile here are a few more bits and pieces, which I hope will keep you going for the next few days.

And no it isn't always like that!

A morphing clip of Angela Merkel.
(There was one of Theresa May morphing into Angela - but I just couldn't face it!)

Thanks Klaus!








Cookie cutter "They're all mine!"

The smallest woman in the World - her husband loves her to bits!

The lady has landed!
(One of those right palce - right time pictures!)

Nobody wanted to be left out of the "Back to school picture"

The cops were trying to catch this escapee, but they were going one way
 and he was headed in the other!

That's us!

He has made a "Lap" for Boofles so she doesn't miss him when he's at work
Boofles isn't too sure at the moment!

Oh! Lord!

It must still be the silly season - all these news hounds are photographing
a knocked down rubbish bin!!!

The caption reads "Painting on a stone"
Call me a cynic - I see a piece of old glass!

Ha Ha!

We are so near to them!
The hand of a young Orang Utan!

Beachy Head on the South coast of England on a foggy morning

Somewhat poor diplomacy!

Ooooooh!

More from the QI Elves





Do you think she's watching Dr Who?

Watch the iPhone!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry, bright start, though South-Easterly winds will pick up through the morning as cloud thickens from the West. Some patchy rain arriving during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 1

My Weather Station Live




Thanks for your patience - see you all soon!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was an ordinary day in Little Old Harwich, Post Office, then Health Centre, walked our lodger (the dog), and later a little bit of vacuuming - what a life! Now more fun pics just for you!

His Uncle is afraid of cats, here's a picture he sent while cat sitting!

Now this is amazing!!!

Selective breeding

Just after a rainstorm at the Grand Canyon

Just angry gum!

At this US university, there are 5 Professors who look remarkably alike
They're calling it the "Jamie Lee Curtiss" effect!

How about an irrigated garden table?

Glasses - yes they do work - I know I have them!!!

It's obvious!

I am too old for this!

So! - Your Professor is a dick!

This is the Idiot Test!

This WW2 Marine Veteran is a Navajo, and in the war the Americans used the Navajo code to
confuse the Japanese. He walked 2 miles in the parade, but then tired so was supported
the rest of the way by two Navajo marines

I do this all the time!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!











There goes the deck chair!

Kaboooooom!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Mostly dry with warm spells of sunshine. A few showers will develop, but these will be less widespread than Thursday with many areas staying dry.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 14 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks as ever for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.