Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 15 September 2017

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Just arrived home from our local art club exhibition - it is their 50th Birthday! There were some really good paintings there. Now I am behind times with the blog so - onward and upward.......

His Mum joined Facebook, here's her first profile picture!

Thought this was a giggle!

Thanks Klaus!

You need to be a bit nerdy to appreciate this....
iPhone X home button!

Beeehiiiiind you!

They don't clean this stairwell very often!

When he was little - his Mum was a news anchor!

They didn't yet notice that he's sold everything in the house to buy this TV!

Planting Dates

Seen in the Photo lab in Walmart...

Nothing to say here!

For an oldie he looks cool...
I am older than him, I do not look cool!

Hello! - I am Carrot!

Clever marketing!

One way out!

Got him at last!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Bright and dry initially, but becoming cloudier with a few mainly light morning showers. A better chance of brighter spells later, but also heavier showers with a risk of thunder.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 14 September 2017

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a visit to Colchester today, the first time for ages. More and more dead shops, rather depressing. Now we are home and it's raining again. So hopefully we can lift the mood a bit with more fun stuff!

Hugged by a wave!

This will lift your spirits!

Thanks Rui (Brazil)!

Demon tomato!

4 Chan spoof the Apple release -
this could apply to any of them!

It pays not to annoy truckers!

This young lady looks very much like the girl in
"The Broken Pitcher"

The family and friends pitch in when the engaged couple
drop their engagement ring in the river!

Why can't my husband on Friday nights go to the pub
like all the others???

Thanks Klaus!

Good morning to you too!

Thanks again Klaus!

Here Here!

Seen for sale in a Texas gas station!

No not a brain, this is inside a bread roll while it's proving!

Clever Japanese tease!

Skateboard trick with a twist!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunshine and showers to end the working week, perhaps heavy during the afternoon with hail and thunder possible. Feeling cool in the showers and moderate North-Westerly winds.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Midweek funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We shopped for necessary stuff today (Food).....PM had a call from a friend who needed help with his iPad, which I fortunately was able to fix it for him. Now for more fun stuff - just for you!

Hungarian Mangalica
Wooly like a sheep!

Old but still a giggle!

Just dabs of paint!
(Very effective isn't it?)

Yup!

Really???

Wha????

Perhaps this is the right way round!

The biter is bit!

The perfect tent for arseholes!

Thanks Klaus!

A bit strong don't you think!

This one is rather deep!

Necessity is the mother of invention!

A bit higher this time boys!

That's new!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another day of sunshine and showers with a cool North-Westerly wind. Again, some of the showers will be heavy with a risk of hail and thunder.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Nice day today, worked on boat AM, shopped for food PM, they are now threatening our first storm "Aileen" after midnight, hoping the roof stays on! Please enjoy the funnies...