Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very windy here today, shopped as usual for 91 year old, and collected her tablets, and made it home before the rain arrived.Stayed in after that, which gave me some time to trawl up a few more pictures which I hope will make you smile!

He doesn't like his nails clipped!

Another classic! - English humour!

I do believe that Towser is hungry!

I usually like the Cousins' slogans, but this one is suspect!

Who's a pretty boy then?
(I dare you to try and take it off him!)

Jamaica! - Classic!

It happens!

It says "The rare picture of a washing machine giving birth!"

 Thanks Klaus!










It says "The Cat? No haven't seen him!"

Thanks again Klaus!










It says "Turn round Dieter - Turn round!"

 Thanks yet again Klaus!










Novel Contour wooden basin!

Front row! Oh Yes!!!

 Thanks Jaini!










After the freezing fog his Jaguar had changed into another animal!

What did he do then?

Really? Is that Fake News perhaps?

It appears he was blissfully unaware as to the outcome!

Now that is a Review!

Those old Russians - they're tough!

Yet again we can laugh at other people's misfortune!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry and bright start for many, though winds increasing through the morning as isolated showers develop. A dry and fine end to the day is expected.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: West 13 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Esseweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another cold and windy day, and we were nearly blown to bits going to the Post Office and the Deli. When we arrived home, after a short time it started to rain. I spent time trying to fix my weather station, with partial success, I can see it, but no one else can! Now for more pictures.....

Morph again!

Thanks Robert!

Walk in Fridge!

No time for you today!

Hey Amazon people -
anyone lost a glove?

Now you may think he's a bit scruffy, but he is 22 years old

Ha Ha - I married one,
but I have to say her hair never looked like that!

Gadget man with a +!

This is neat, excess water from the drinking fountain,
drains to a built in dog bowl!

Don't you just hate the people who invented the adhesive on these labels!!!

It says " One more drink and we'll go"!

 Thanks Klaus!










I have been there - very embarrassing!

Question, which of there ladies is the most beautiful?

Never heard that before, but I like it!

I dare not comment on this!

 Thanks Robert!











One reason I sometimes have a brainfart with American humour...
and am short of pictures -
One sock is inside out......so?

Here's another  --  Funny? weeeeell !

James the Photoshop guy is back.......love it!

Using the "Talkie" thingies has a downside!

Being handed out in this library....... very good!

It's built in to all the boys!!!

Shot sir!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cold and bright with any low cloud and mist soon clearing as winds increase. Rain arriving through the afternoon, turning very windy, but easing later.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: South 23 mph, gusting 41 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, As it was a bright day we decided to visit our favourite garden centre. We returned home with three large garden pots, which only just fitted into the car. Now back in the warm, friends have supported me in coming up with more pictures. Thanks chaps!

The Cousins call them "Trash Pandas"!

English Humour at its' best!

Divorce cake!

Must be from the Bible Belt!

Frustration, his camera focused on the tree above him!

Make me a cake of Elsa they said!

Wow he's got great legs!

Nobody in the World is as chuffed as Elon when Falcon Heavy lifts off!

Something's wrong with your hat Harry!

Why you'll never be him!

The "Passenger" on this speed skater is King Willem of the Netherlands!

 Thanks Robert!









Had a little snow in Toronto yesterday!

Thanks again Robert!










Ask to be punched!

Thanks yet again Robert!










Most unusual face swap gone wrong!

Love this - lift buttons that you can kick!

Slide that looks weirdly evil!

The foam on his coffee looks like a dog!

This is how it's going to be!!!

Thanks again Robert!










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Alternative method of cooking a chicken!

Daffy - I still think there are too many guns in America!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Brightest first thing, however rain will make erratic progress Eastwards through Essex, turning to sleet and perhaps wet snow for a time before clearing into the evening. Windy and cold throughout.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C 

Wind: South 21 mph, gusting 36 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.