Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 21 June 2022

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another warm and sunny day. I walked as usual, and then travelled to a meeting of the Felixstowe Master Mariners Club. There was lunch followed by a speaker. All very enjoyable. I have applied to join, I hope that they will have me! Now for more fun stuff - especially for you!

I think that you're wasting your time there Tommy!

Not exactly Piaff, but Jazzy and Parisian!

Don't run it flat - simples!

Thanks Derek!

Punctuation!

Thanks again Derek!

Joke

Thanks Geoff!

No effect!

Thanks John!

You can rub it on your chest too!

Thanks Rosemary!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Vicky!

You have to legislate for idiots!

Can you hear a tractor coming Ivan???

Being vague!

Boom Tish!

That won't happen for years!

Well it is an excuse!

Now boys I know what you're thinking, but gas is a valuable commodity!

Cause and effect!

Chaps did you notice that deadly rock in the background???

Even in my youth I couldn't do that - Show off!

Another clever Juxtaposition!

Really? I mean really???

Unlikely - but a theory nonetheless!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

I don't think they've got that quite right!

There's a profound message here!

More amazing street art!

A metaphor for monetary greed!

Telling it like it is!

Been wearing sandals all summer have we???

Put Googly eyes on anything and it's funny!

He went away on holiday - so!

They started on the swan, but didn't quite finish it!

Meanwhile at the Dentists' car park!

Having a go at the money lenders in the Temple!

Towser is a bit poorly, so Tibbles comforts him!

Bubba! Why did you leave your truck on the runway???

Master at improvisation!

Thanks Klaus!

The Pranksters are at it again!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another warm day is expected with unbroken sunshine for much of the day, perhaps more in the way of high clouds towards evening. High UV levels.

Maximum temperature: 23°C | 73°F

Wind: north-easterly, 11 mph, gusting 22 mph

Sunrise: 4:39 am

Issued: 02:31 BST on Tue 21 Jun 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com

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https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 20 June 2022

Funnies for Monday

Dear Family and Friends, It was a pleasant day, sunny and warm, but the wind persists. I succeeded in walking to the post box this morning, which was a step in the right direction. Later I visited the Health Centre and the Charity shop, and so for the rest of the day I have been inactive, except that I never forget your funnies!

Who said cows can't smile?