Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 24 September 2025

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Apologies for missing you last night! We were at an 80th Birthday dinner, and it was too late when we arrived home. This morning was bright but with a cold North wind, Autumn is definitely here! I walked as usual to look at the sea, and ran into a couple of old mates.Today was quiet, we pottered in the garden, and the highlight of the day was a visit to the petrol station to fill the car. PM we are watching another Swedish crime noir called the 'Are murders' clever plot we have to wait until tomorrow for the finale! Now for yet more fun stuff that I have excavated from 'down there' especially for you!

Fats Domino - very much of our time!

We would say that!

Thanks Ann!

My optician is an asshole!

Thanks Gloria!

You have been warned!

Thanks Stuart!

Lookalikes!

Thanks again Stuart!

Specialists in their own field!

Do you think she's loosing her nerve?

Classy! - At least you can extinguish it quickly!

Meltdown in 3 - 2 - 1...........!

Surfing can be fun, but Towser is having doubts!

OK - It's big and it's pink but why???

My kind of model!

This auto is streeeeeeeeched!

Spectacular but I think this was some time ago!

Well done chaps - that's what I call a DOUGHNUT!!!

Hmm! Only 3 teabags???

For petrolheads everywhere!

Oldie but goodie!

Another old classic!

Scottish humour!

Pepper! - Just a tad too much methinks!

Maybe you forgot to read your horoscope this morning!

Making some sort of statement!

You thought that you could!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Monday, 22 September 2025

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was sunny but with a North wind, the temperature is slowly dropping 12c. I walked to the beach and as far as I could see everything in the harbour was satisfactory, the ferry was departing and a huge dredger was coming in. We ventured to Poplar nurseries, had a drink and a scone, but as far as plants were concerned the didn't have what we wanted, so we will wait until spring. Now for a few more bits and bobs just for you!

BTW I was very surprised to see that the blog had 11,284 hits yesterday - for me a new record!

Frothy Chihuahua!

Two legends!

That's how they are born!

Thanks Knud!

It appears that Grandad has taken up pole dancing!

Tibbles seems fazed by the lava lamp!

A la Banksy!

For folks that have everything - an aquarium in the shower???

Woa!!! How high is that?

Is there room for one more?

Towser hurls insults at a poodle - Why do they do that?

Clever wall art!

How about a fluffy bike!

It seems a long time ago but the Ever Given was eventually released from the Suez canal!

A Bob Marley fan!

So if they come at you show 'em your left and hit 'em with your right!

Mammatus clouds and yes chaps they are somewhat boob like!

Juxtaposition!

The driver is cool - the passenger not quite so much!

Like King Canute, she orders the sea to go back!

That's a big disappointment!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Sunday, 21 September 2025

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was markedly cooler than yesterday. That suits me fine, on my walk to the beach - I didn't overheat for the first time in months! My first job was to replace the flag which had become shredded by recent winds, I have to stitch it to a bolt rope as the cloth is flimsy, only when I hoisted it did I notice that it's upside down! That BTW is a signal of distress! :-). Later I made a start on my new model boat, which was a birthday present. It took more than an hour to check the inventory of all the tiny components! Hoping I live long enough to finish it! Here are your funnies!