Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The weather was kind today, so much so that I took a short boat trip solo this morning.

Now I shall do my very best to come up with more pictorial fun for your delectation!

These shoes have been in the forest for quite a while!

Reg on Maggie!

At the Golden Gate Bridge opening in 1937
and yes it nearly collapsed!

Only in Russia - Bear in traffic!

In his Mum and Dad's house he swapped a picture of Jesus for a picture
of Ewan McGreggor as Luke Skywalker.....they still haven't noticed
in two years!

Inspirational quote of the day!

At a recent meeting President Trudeau was wearing Chewbacca socks!

This flytipper got his own back!
We need more of this!

How about........an aircraft being struck by lightning in a rainbow!

Love this for initiative!

The floor is actually flat
this is messing with my brain!

This is novel, but over 40 years ago we had a musical
toilet roll holder that played "God Save the Queen!

Not quite what he had in mind!

Thanks Robert!










Nothing to say!

Thanks again Robert!











It was quiet in work today!

Most younger people won't have a clue!

Ha Ha!

This Engineer made this for an advert - before the days of CGI !

Shy Parrot!

Is that.........No! It can't be!

Who's that?.........I'm off!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Generally cloudy and misty with patchy rain to start. Sunny spells are likely to develop during the morning. Feeling pleasantly warm through the afternoon in sunshine with light winds.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, All was quiet in Harwich today, helped one of the oldies with his password problems and generally fiddled around. Now once again we shall try to make you laugh - just a little bit!

Yes Ikea do a Farage!
And yes it is a bog brush!

Is it a mess? Yes it is a mess!!!

Thanks Gloria!










No not a view of Heaven and Hell - just a sunset!

In Russia they have a clever method of clandestine troop movements!

Tibbles didn't know that!

Bathtime in Redneck Country!

Yes it is a scream!

When I wait for Mum I have to be as close as I can!

Parking Alaska style!

Meet Superbastard!

A Guy gave this ski resort one star - so they decided to use it as their advert!

Perhaps the shittiest day of his life!

Defines synonyms!

The facepalm of a senator when he realised Donald had gone off script at the UN!

Happens to me more often now that I am old!

Our lives have too much technology!!!

Donald went to the carnival!

Thanks Klaus!









Low tech log splitter

Jetski Hijacker!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A chilly start with any isolated fog patches clearing. A dry and sunny morning, then cloud will thicken during the afternoon, but remaining dry.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks as always for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was shopping for Aunt (91), fortunately the supermarket was quiet. PM the boss took herself to the hairdressers, and I fiddled with computer matters. Now, washing up completed it's time yet again to fossick around in the nether regions for more fun stuff exclusively for you!

Grape Harvest Afghanistan
reason for hope!

Those old Danes! Phew!

Give me a headline - any headline!!!

He stopped at a red light and looked to his left
Gaaaaaaaaaa!

We are Gibbs fans, if you didn't see NCIS this won't mean much -
I would have bought one but they are $29 plus carriage!

We're on the road to nowhere da da da da!
(Carlsbad NM)

Oh! Lord!

Hints at a Family poisoning!

Ah! He's letting his little brother play!

I'll dress up as Darth Vader and wander round the vinyard - as one does!

This kid knows how to hedge his bets!

This is so true!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves




The male of the species is programmed 
to do this from birth!

This may be pure magic!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry day with bright or sunny spells. Thickening cloud will bring outbreaks of rain through the early evening, clearing overnight into Friday.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had a lazy day today as it was my 74th birthday. Had a visit from friends this afternoon,and now dinner is finished, I have woken up ready to provide you all with more fun stuff!

Looks pretty dangerous!

Let's go sailing! - It's so calming!

Put the pillowcases on the pillows she said......
so he did!

Granny made you this so you will wear it!!!

I don't think that that is what they are saying!!!

This is fake made to look like handwriting even with a smudge!

This is a cereus it only blooms once a year and lasts one day!

Fake Pink Floyd Album Cover!

This hornet's nest looks like Captain Akbar!

Clever idea!

An honest name for her pet!

Her brother tried to video the Father Daughter dance!

I don't do high fives, but this is rather cool!

Yet another Moron almost removes himself from the gene pool!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A few light showers are possible at first, but these will soon clear to leave a mostly dry and bright day. Cloud will tend to increase again later.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live




Thanks once again for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.