Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 4 October 2017

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Super day out with our friends of 40+ years, out in the Suffolk countryside. Now we're back and I am digging around for more material with which to amuse - just for you!

As if you would'nt !!!

Boom Boom!

Clever street art!

I would't want him on my pub quiz team!

Me too!

Thanks Ann!

Superman scores direct hit on cop!

This was cleverly made with cable ties!

This pug was a puppy on the original Kingsman,
here he is at the premiere of the new one!

This little conch has his beady eyes on you!

Love the look on Harrison Ford's face when
he accidentally landed a punch on Ryan Gosling!

Australian snakes are so polite they knock on the door when visiting.

We've all been here!

Rapping in the loo!

His neighbours are having froglet issues!

Nobody likes a show off!

Proving conclusively that the tank's cannon is gyro controlled!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early cloud and rain quickly clearing, then a mostly dry day with sunny spells. Remaining windy, especially towards the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C

Wind: North-West 17 mph, gusting 30 mph

UV Level: 3 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 3 October 2017

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit of a non day today, some time wasted, but a few little things achieved. Now for more pictorial fun from "The Dark Side" just for you!

I rest my case!

This is where we live, but before my time I have to say!

He made a coffee cocktail, was called away, when he came back -
it looke like this!

Ice shoes................but why????

It was called the "Flying angel" - but we saw
this!!!

In the 60 in Vietnam, this was the closest to a selfie they ever had!

On the A36, Macdonalds cut down the farmer's hedge which was obscuring their sign
without asking - this was his reply!

I can't tell!

Thaw Feeze Thaw Freeze Thaw Freeze...........

Meet Sofia Vergara at 19
she is now 45...

Good Ol' Merica - yes to get the sweet,
you put it in your mouth and pull the trigger!

Profane Teletubbies!

Hmmm!

Oh! No!

What's this? - a Jet 2 advert?

Inventive if nothing else!

Novel Parcour!

OK Smarty Pants!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry start is expected with sunny spells. Whilst cloud will gradually thicken through the day, it should remain dry until after dusk. The South-Westerly breeze will also strengthen.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 2 October 2017

Dear Family and Friends, We shopped for aged Aunt today followed by TV series PM. Now I have ferretted around in the nether regions for more fun bits which I hope will amuse you to the point of having a little titter!