Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a sunny day but with a stiff breeze. I walked Roxy to the beach, and later visited the boat to potter. Later another dog walk, and we then watched Operation Mincemeat. Now for more pictorial fun downloaded especially for you!

The passengers seem a bit nervous!

3 -2 - 1..........Scream!!!

Thanks 

Amazing wall art in Glasgow!

(Kudos Sam Bates)

Thanks Susi!

Tonight's joke!

They will be all used up!!!

Men take note!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

I am a Grammar Nazi!

Excellent!

Thanks Hazel!

I can only guess it's a glass floor!

Good for you dearie!

Don't worry - tell them it's a pineapple!

Polishing an A Bomb!

You could possibly try to do this.....!

Stop this fraud!!!

I was taught that you should never..........!

I am sure he has a special name - but just a curly horse!

It would spoil the flavours for me!

The Wisteria tree survives!

Cheeky face!!!

I'm a little teapot short and stout............!

It's all in the genes!

The only thing that I can tell you is that the policemen are German!

Validated!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Flippin' 'eck!!!

The cone man's lost it!

Ukrainian Lass - Russian tank - No contest!

Another Great Truth!

Sorry but I just don't understand this!

Serving his punishment!

Oh! My Dear Life!!!

I'm guessing - is that an energy drink???

Typical Apple! - I still love their products though!!!

I'm guessing Australia - liking the nappy!

Sticky bottom!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any early mist or low cloud clearing to leave a fine, dry and warm day with plenty of sunshine and light winds. Temperatures a few degrees above average.

Temperature: 22C (Inland) and 21°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 6 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:06

Sunset: 20:41

Moonrise: 17:12

Moonset: 04:14

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The day started warm and sunny but cloud bubbled up in the afternoon. I walked Roxy twice today and in between we shopped at 2 supermarkets. PM collapsed in the chair and watched the latest Fantastic Creatures movie.

Now here are your pictures........

Here's Dave doing some cowboy stuff!

We live just 100 miles from Holland. It's a shame these old guys have now retired!

Round and Round and Round!

Thanks Di!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Rosemary!

Have my valuables in the safe - then I can sleep at night!

Thanks Klaus!

Now that's a very stupid tattoo artist!

Thanks again Klaus!

Has it happened to you???

The crochet guerrillas are about again 

a Jubilee offering, just round the corner from my house!

Another myth!!!

That's a very long wait!

Confrontation!

I find that very frightening!

Tweety is just chilling!

The girl with the pearl earring has taken up curling!

The Creation of........not Adam, some mammal I don't recognise!

Wow! That looks like a really nice swimming pool!

I feel like that!

I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world!

Must be National Hammerhead Shark day!

Fed up? - drink wine!

Tibbles in an interesting Juxtaposition!

Not literally!

They are ugly aren't they?

115 year old Bonsai!

Redneck Hot Tub!

Don't you wish we could go back to when things were normal???

We call them Skip Divers!

Yes, looks fun, just pray the wind doesn't get up!!!

Labradoodle booze up!

Good for you Sir! - A bit of rough justice!

Why do the Cousins always stick an s on any plural???

It's lb!

I don't think that's going to go well Porky!

You won't find me!!!

Clever drainage art!

A bicycle made for..........How many???

It's OK Tibbles the gun's not loaded!

Happens to us all the time!

Meet the Super Tractor!

Thanks Klaus!

She's a little demon!!!

Thanks again Klaus!

Not what you thought!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A bright, dry day with plenty of sunshine and temperatures feeling warm. Breezy to start but winds easing through the day. 

Temperature: 21C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 14 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:08

Sunset: 20:39

Moonrise: 15:51

Moonset: 04:00

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.