Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in Lil Ol Harwich today, humid with a heavy rainshower PM. Now I am staring at the screen waiting for inspiration to come.......I'm fairly sure that it will!

BTW Thanks to you good folks' loyalty we just passed

 132,000 hits on the site!!!

We are expecting a heatwave next week, this is how one bear cools down!

While this is a publicity stunt by Samsung, it shows the way that road safety might go in the near future!

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Sorry no jokes tonight - you therefore get more pictures




Sandra Bullock in Minion shoes
(The Minions Movie has premiered)

Hi Girls here comes 2 Para!

Them and me!

What's Normal!

Thanks Susi!

Hmmm! I've been there!

Whoops!

Novel in Paris........a pedalling phone recharging station

Sexy motorbike!

Quite disconcerting, it says Men on the outside, but Ladies on the inside!

I know the feeling buddy!

Yes  can sympathise!

Nooooooooooooooooo!

It is possible this baby's Daddy is a Prison officer!

We're not nosey but....... even the dog needs to know!

When entertaining unwanted guests.................dig out the Bog Mat!

No it's not me honestly................although...............!

This is really for the boys, but what you can do as you watch the dancers

is scroll round 360degs

Harwich Weather for Monday

A fine and warm start to the new week with plenty of sunshine, though this may be a little hazy at times. Winds remaining light and temperatures slightly above the seasonal average. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been a lovely warm day here today. Too warm really for work. It's cooling off now so I must point my brain in the direction of producing something amusing for my International Followers...

It's German but you'll get it - "In the wrong job"

Thanks Klaus!







I guess this was put on for "Pride Day"

Thanks Geoff!

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Guessing the barman works in a Lab!

Turn off the Internet? Now there's an idea!

Yes they are indeed destroying the English language!

The African Helmeted turtle has a permanent grin..

He arrived home early I'm busy writing my book she said!....

Meanwhile down at the bankrupt supermarket...Pringles rool!

I suppose that it is hip to have jeans so distressed 

that it looks like you're having a dump!

I am one.....

Thanks Gloria! 

They continue to destroy the language

Guess it must be Tennessee!

I too was built for comfort rather than speed!

Thanks Pieter!

It's a bit like Arnold Lane - remember him (song)

Clever and green idea from the Far East

Inappropriate labelling

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

What is more than infinite confidence?
Oral sex between a cannibal. 

 Thanks Rita! 

This guy made a Giraffe mask - and then....................

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy skies for much of the morning with the ongoing risk of some patchy rain in places, perhaps turning heavier and more widespread around midday. Drier, brighter conditions will then follow for the afternoon with some late spells of warm sunshine expected. A shade cooler in a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 3 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They forecast rain - we had none, Summer weather with temperatures of around 23c. Your Weekend starts here with more pictorial fun from Old Git's cellar of funny things!

From Oz meet the Seabreacher - a formidable vehicle/vessel !

 

Thanks Shlomo (IL) !






It's only an ad - but clever!

Thanks Klaus!

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Yup! The Shitehawks (as they are called in Harwich - being the souls of dead bosuns)
 always win!

Not sure waht's going on here - but can we join in?

Amazing - only just over 100 years ago!

What species of Hummingbird is this?

Seen at the Cannes film festival - a couple "Having it away" on the red carpet!!!

Perhaps the ugliest - Vultures look quite beautiful cooling off!

Did they really - make this the England Girls' slogan?

Meanwhile at Walmart - this client loses the plot!

Oh! Yes! I have a graduated set of these!

Never satisfied!

In Sao Paulo Brazil - the river is so polluted it foams!

Wow! Is this real - if so that's really cool!

Thanks Robert (F)

Whoops No. 968

More Wisdom!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Penalties at their best!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A fine and dry day with light winds and some lengthy sunny spells, particularly during the afternoon and evening. Warm again, but less humid than Friday. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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