Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another hottie today. For those of you who live outside UK, forgive me for banging on about the heat, but to have 4 days in succession, this hot is almost unknown! Now for the Fun Stuff!...

Here comes Summer!

Thanks Klaus!





This guy took several weeks to do this drawing, but he timelapsed it - 

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That's right matey, pat him down he just might be carrying a gun!

Gloria's been busy - quite a few heatwave themed ones ......

Thanks Gloria(NL) !

They've been watching me again!

NHS Dentist

Private Dentist!

Thanks Klaus!

The inner self!

Love from Yorkshire!

Thanks Mags!

Sleepwalking into disaster!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Now you may be wondering why I put this on - it's Greek,

But it's because you can see how they Photoshopped the model :-)

More Summer fun!

I just received this letter from my good friend John.......
It's really private, but I feel that I can share.....

Dear Richard , greetings from a VERY hot France. I feel you might have had this before, but here goes anyway.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook whilst applying the same principles.

So every day, I go along the street and tell passersby what I have eaten,

how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow;

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

AND IT WORKS! I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.

Thanks John, counselling usually helps  :-)

Harwich weather for Friday

A sunny and humid day, though gradually clouding over through the late afternoon and evening. Becoming increasingly warm with thundery rain likely overnight into Saturday. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.45 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

 

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the hottest day on record here today. In West London it hit 36.7c. Here we have sea breezes so it was a bit more tolerable, but too hot for work :-). Now it's time in the cool of the evening, to start my more important task, which is to try and create yet another blog page, for your amusement....

The Blind Archer...

Thanks Klaus!







The age of Miracles is not yet past!

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A caring highway authority!

Another truth!

I did a double take when I first looked at this..

It used to be floppies into CD drives, now this!

Did the truck ride up or fall down!

Happy?

No Ice creams, No Smoking, Unicorns are OK!

The story ends here............

A Passport to Hell!

This was the result when the Wedding Photographer fell over..

After he moved into the house,  he visited the cellar and found this,

what to do?

At last someone found it !!!!

Mancave

Ladies please look the other way!

Ooh Look a winner!

I dread to think what will happen when she starts to play - throw the switch!

That's dangerous - on the phone steering a boat!

OK Boys - time to go to the Gym!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Sir Nicholas Winton died today aged 106. He initiated the Kindertransport, saving many hundreds or Jewish children from the Holocaust. many passed through
Harwich, and were billeted at the Holiday Camp.
A true Hero!

Harwich Weather for Thursday!

Slightly cooler than recent days, but still feeling very warm in any sunshine. The on-going threat of heavy showers or thunderstorms throughout the day. Light to moderate Southerly winds and afternoon high temperatures of 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it became jolly warm here today, even in the shade it was sticky! Tomorrow is forecast to be the hottest so far. So yours truly will be keeping a low profile, with a long cold drink! Meanwhile with the temps down to 20c outside, time to again try very hard to find some stuff to hopefully raise a titter!

It means - Now that's Authority!

 Thanks Klaus!






The Pentatonix - Evolution of Michael Jackson
a bit long, but very smooth!

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Ha ha ha ha!

Hi Vis plus Camouflage - equals...

Teacher said to him, just to get rid - I want a rocket powered Giraffe on rollerskates

this was what the kid produced!

Yes Smartarse - how did you get out?

Very silly but somehow rather beautiful!

It may be sir that you have arrived slightly over dressed for this event!

Nothing to say here!

Er - I don't believe that they are sparklers!

The Minion is unmoved, but he looks terrified!

The Eye of the Sun - so simple, and ear of corn and the sun - clever!

First World problem solved in Korea - 

Kiddy reins - 21st century style!

The Cloggies - bless 'em!

Thanks Robert (F)  (But he's Dutch really!)

Well done CNN!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Chihuahua Superman!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Staying fine for most with plenty of sunshine. Despite this, there is a risk of isolated thunderstorms developing during the evening and more especially overnight into Thursday. Hot in light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 29 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 8 (Very High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're publishing early today because dining out with family later to celebrate Son's Birthday. Hoping that your week will go well and that you enjoy this hastily put together edition!

They erected a mirror on the jungle.........

Thanks Klaus!




The revenge of the disabled!

Thanks Gloria!

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I don't think so !!!.....

Really?

From Germany the new Euros for Greece are here!.......Ha Ha!

Thanks Klaus!

Wonderful Finnish word!

Seems obvious really!

Too many guns in the USA...

How this for a truly stupid idea - a mobile phone shaped like a gun!!!!

Tee hee!

Greeneyed photobomber!

Maybe it means something else in English English..

When I get out of this abomination - I will kill you!

Prankster's Dictionary

Wakey Wakey - the school bus is here!

This isn't new and it's a bit long, but it's still hilarious!

Thanks Mags and Matt!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A heat - health watch has been issued by the met office

Unbroken sunshine throughout and becoming very warm during the afternoon. High UV levels with a risk of sunburn within 20 minutes. Moderate South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am Pollen Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com