Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Well Trevor jumped on my back, and it definitely feels better! It was chilly here today, our first frost. Now I have been ferreting around, as one does for some new material for your amusement!

Not a baby Hippo, this is a bald guinea pig
yes they exist!

Totally mad! But I love it!

Duct tape again!

Now here's an idea for those chilly nights!

Welcome on board your Tadjikistan Airlines flight!

Going to end it all - are we?

Necessity is the Mother etc!

Like a frog!

 Thanks Robert!













Gather round folks I will sing you the song of my people!

I'll bet she had a "Whale of a time"!!

When asked what it meant he said "I don't understand Chinese"
Actually it says "I don't understand Chinese!!!

Donald Trump found in a dog's ear!

Er.......Hang on!......

 Thanks Klaus!










Alternative uses for a laser pointer!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A largely dry, but breezy morning and turning cloudy. Patchy outbreaks of rain will then spread Eastwards during the afternoon and evening. Winds easing around dusk.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's a sunny day here, but the temperature is drifting down - only 4c this morning. My back doesn't improve, I have an appointment with Trevor (the osteopath) tomorrow, maybe if he jumps on it, that may help! Meanwhile the therapy of producing some fun stuff does take my mind off it!

Cat lovers everywhere know this to be true!

Delay surprise entertainment!

At £1000.00 meet the iPhone X - whoops!

Intricate! - Mosquito foot at 800x magnification!

Anyone over 50 knows this!

No not a flaming asteroid come to destroy the Earth!
A cloud caught by the sunset in Morocco

The cotton harvest looks like a pop concert!

Waitress shorthand!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

The kids always put you down!

It says "I have the body of a God. But it is Buddha!"

 Thanks Robert!











Yes me!

 Thanks again Robert!











The Arab princes thrash their expensive SUVs round the desert!
This time they inavertently created art!

One of the famous 90%
(that are cabbages)!

I smell revenge in the air!

Even more Wisdom from the QI Elves









The wreath - that wind!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Don't press too hard dearie!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A frosty start, then dry, chilly and mostly sunny during the day with light winds. Broken cloud will arrive by the afternoon with temperatures starting to pick up.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The back has not improved, so on Monday I go to the Osteopath. Meanwhile, it is hard to judge funny stuff when you don't feel at all funny! Anyway I will try my best! Enjoy!

Really? Noooo!

Sit back, relax, while Andre speads the Lurv!

Intel go with a pervy USB hub design!

Thought for the day!

I think that she's training be Snow White!

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

 Thanks Robert!











Paparazzi - Pah!

 Thanks again Robert!











Prescribed!

 Thanks yet again Robert!










He just can't!

 Thanks even more Robert!











He dropped his tape dispenser, he discovered it was filled with concrete and a fag end!

Imagine going into this bathroom with a hangover!

Autumn in Wisconsin

It's called the Magnus Effect - "Not a lot of people know that!"

To end a little group "Only in Russia!"











Motorcycle anti - theft device

Ivan's digger shed!

Meanwhile down at the launderette!

Ludmilla is looking for a date - with You!!!

In case one is taken short.........!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloud and occasionally heavy rain will continue through the morning, then clear during the early afternoon. Becoming bright before dusk. Mild at first, but feeling chillier later as winds develop.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C 

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as always for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The back is still giving trouble, so apart from a short walk with the dog am, have been just gently pottering about indoors. Now I must concentrate and try and produce some fun stuff. The Internet is still awash with Halloween stuff which I try to avoid.....

The World's smallest Chameleon











My hero was knighted a few days back - here is some of his early stuff!

Airline pilot with a sense of humour!

Window shopping with a Geologist!

Frozen stream looks like a contour map!

Er.................!

Not everyone........ 

Soon will be.................

The Test!

"I would rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0 "
Sophia Loren 1965...........She's over  83 now but still a very elegant lady!!!

He made this for his boss!

That's Capitalism Pal - get over it!

Love your dog!

 Thanks Klaus!










Don't you just love Physics?

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry, but mainly cloudy start with mist or fog again slow to clear through the morning. Generally cloudy with spot of rain possible, but brighter later.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.