Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 21 June 2013

Dear Family & Friends, My apologies I've missed you all! Many things have prevented me from sending you Funnies recently :-( So I'm back to try to make amends!

1. Nothing to say about this - Banana song

2. Ok so it's only a Flying Bike! - OK?

3. I tried to play the guitar, quite unsuccessfully

this guy makes me want to spit!

Gently down the stream

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Blame the Post!

We'll end him round - what a good idea!

Strong in the hand

Logical - stupid

Must be Canada then!

To non-responders

Thanks Gloria!

Golum lives!

Whoops!

We are the Pigs!

Dick's Joke 1

It's not really by her - but I love it anyway!

Derek's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Dick's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather from my home station

Summary for Saturday

Sunny intervals showers heavy at times Max 17c

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Funnies for Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, I hope that your week is going OK. We are trying to finish our home improvements, and juggle with computer work at the same time...Just had time to trowel out a few more quirky bits just for you!...

1. How about?..........A squirrel assault course!

2. Beautiful! - Anchorage in Winter

3. More silliness - old clips of Chimps on Ice

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Lazy Sloth

Soup Anyone?

Be offended then

Anytime ???

They decided...

Who writes this stuff?

Some genius put this on the light in the Gent's

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

John's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather from my home station

Summary for Wednesday

Showers early brighter later Max 20c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 15 June 2013

Funnies for Saturday

Dear Family & Friends, Monsoons here today, sun one minute, lashing down rain the next! Never mind keep calm and carry on finding Funnies!

1. Like sand in your sandwiches? - neither do I !!!

2. The happiest man is really happy! - nice story!

3. Laughter is the best medicine! - So true!

Flippin Heck!

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True! So true!

Er excuse me sir! Your passenger is showing!

Not much change then?

Spoilsports

Make the best of it!

I feel inadequate too!

What happened to Number one ???

How to dry your Fruitbat!

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's a movie clip...

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather from my home weather station

Sorry my wind speed and direction is still broken!

But I have a big birthday coming up soon :-)

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Funnies for this Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, Today was interesting - we were plastered! Not in the alcoholic sense, but a few jobs, filling in a fireplace and repairs to a cupboard. Now I am allergic to cement dust so I am writing this with sore eyes and a dripping nose! However, never too poorly to find you a little something....

1. Only in Russia, this chap solves his windscreen wiper problem!

2. I love the banjo! I dream of playing, and this chap is

only eight years old!

3. More silliness - a young lady who imitates animals

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Steve - him the man!

Loser!

Yes of course pal!

Fresh from Israel!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thanks Nate!

Truck in labour!

They do things like that!

Geoff's Joke

Something new - thanks to prof Alice Roberts (via Twitter)

Google trends - as they happen - each is a link!
Red box top left!

Harwich Weather from my home station

Summary for Friday

Mainly cloudy with sunny intervals max 16c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Funnies on Wednesday

Dear Family & Friends, Back to normal English today, wind and rain! To cheer ourselves up I dug up some more weird and wonderful stuff - just for you!

1. Thanks Mike for this, Fun and Games on the Border

2. Thanks to both Geoff and Gloria for this...

Amazing Desk

3. You may know that I love Fireworks! This from Bloomingdales New York