Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 28 June 2013

Dear Family & Friends, The Weekend is here, and although it is raining now, Saturday and Sunday are set fair, so fire up the Barby and sit back to enjoy our humour!

1. Gordon Ramsay is beaten by a prisoner then offers him a job!

2. Male Strippers! - well No Quite!

Thanks Geoff!

3. After 9 months in the womb - Of course they can swim under water!

Tonight's pictures come from George Takei

(Mr Sulu from Startrek)

Enjoy his wacky humour!...

Tonight we have loads of Jokes!

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke 3

John's Joke

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich weather Summary for Saturday

Sunny intervals Max 18c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 27 June 2013

Funnies on this Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, It was a not too bad day here today, although maybe rain tonight. I have fossicked (I love this Australian word) for new material - just for you!...

1. I like bagpipes but this is a bit - Different!

2. We've seen one of these stupid things before - but this one is - Different!

3. You are feeling very sleeeeepy! - Is this a windmill or an animated Statue

Gallery

First world problem

Maintain eye contact!

When you see it you'll s**t bricks!

Clue - Inwisibue

Mobile Gospel

Very awkward

Best "Super moon" photo ever

Gloria's Joke 1

Gloria's Joke 2

Thanks Glo!

Harwich Weather from my home station

Summary for Friday

Rain by PM Max 16c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Funnies for Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, It was a super day today in little old Harwich. Now I have had a chance, with the help of my loyal friends cook up a bit more fun - just for you!...

1. More weirdness - how about Siphoning beads!

2. We had juggling otters - now a Juggling drummer - he even keeps the beat!

3. OK, They set fire to your pants, and then Wooosh!

I had a bit of a fire - so I of course grabbed the Dyson!

Gallery

OAP's clock!

At first I thought cute!

But it's bacon - now I feel a bit queasy!

A man is on the bridge threatening to jump - this is how the cops persuaded him to climb off!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks Gloria

They could have been charged £55 for the first hour - but hey!

How I miss this show!

Going going....

Dick's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Both!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich weather from my home station

Summary for Wednesday

A bit of everything Max 17c

3Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 24 June 2013

Dear Family & Friends, It was a getting better sort of day in Harwich, the gales abated, the rain eased off and there is a promise of sun tomorrow. Meanwhile here is the newest crop of Funny Stuff I dug up earlier...

1. This I like - not funny but inspiring - kids in a slum on top of a landfill site make musical instruments from rubbish - Landfill Orchestra

2. *Contains bad language* - but endorses what I find most days -

How to uninstall Macaffee Antivirus

3. More silliness a funny car does Skipping

Our Hero blows it!

Gallery

Fail - Oh Yes!

Hooters yeah!

Think before you do a selfie!

Hell I love Physics

The best way to sell absolutely anything on Ebay!

Summer not found - turn it off and on again - usually works...

Thanks Susi!

The moment

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's another Moovee!

Ice cream

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather from my home station

Summary for Tuesday

It's coming back! Max 18c

Thanks for your support! We just passed 34,000 hits on the site!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 23 June 2013

Funnies for a Sunday

Dear Family & Friends, I hope that your Weekend has gone well! I am scraping the barrel for funny pictures tonight - so these are the best of a bad bunch, maybe tomorrow.......

1. They WILL take over the world Air Hockey Robot

2. Your life how will it pan out?

They show you - in Jellybeans!

3. I don't normally do cuddly pets, but even I couldn't resist Baby Otter attacks stuffed Walrus