Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is your Weekend going? Well I hope! All quiet in little old Harwich, just a few odd jobs to earn my dinner, now the search is on for interesting and intellectually stimulating material, better known as funny stuff!

There have been white people living in Jamaica for many generations - here's what they sound like...

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Unusual road accident!

A bit less in our house!!

Could be me!

I knew all cats are Fascists!

I suppose there will be idiots who will buy this sh*t

Heads!

This says.....Dear Dog, we have no problems with you, but would you ask your owner

to pick up your poo. The Neighbours

Thanks Robert!

Not going home just yet...

Great Uncle!

Ha Ha Ha !!!

On her way home from Walmart.....

Sausage Principle - we all have them!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Robert - again!

I love innuendo!

I am sure that we have all felt like this at some time....

Sorry no jokes tonight

This German ex soldier has his ducks organised!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A wet start to Sunday with further outbreaks of rain, occasionally heavy and prolonged. Slowly becoming brighter through the afternoon and turning colder. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 5.40 am Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather .com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day today fighting computers, I believe that we won in the end. Now is time to dig around the nether regions for more funny stuff - in the best possible taste!

Here comes the cuddly chums' choir!

Thanks Klaus!

Only in Russia - Camp recruits do Barbie!

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Shall I post this? OK it is Friday and there is an R in the month!

Philosophical thought for the day

General Election 2x weeks.....

This from many friends all at once! - Thanks all!

Mean prank.................Tee Hee!

Nice dog.......legs a bit skinny though!

Not sure here - maybe suffering from a chocolate pudding storm!!!

I giggled so much I think that I've filled it!

How to recycle...

More philosophy

Trust the Japanese to do something sadistic...

Mancave

As usual Ladies please look the other way..

She doesn't appear to be asthmatic!

Nice - Hair?

Ah! That's a bit better - do you think that when

 she pulls that chain her jeans fall down?

Now you're talking - Fake of course but hey!

Those self inflating dinghies do it really fast!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps

Only the Japanese would go to this trouble for an ice cube!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Warm spells of sunshine are likely to develop on Saturday. However, showers will also break out, some of which could be heavy and thundery. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.42 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had a fairly frantic day in amongst the computers today, things don't always go to plan, and have just extracted a Hard drive from a netbook, which involved taking out the motherboard!

So I'm turning my back on them for the evening, and am now ferreting around for more fun material, just for you...

Oh and by the way today is England's Patron Saint's day

St. George

Huzzah for England - Thanks Mags!

Car wash baby!

Thanks Klaus!






Pancakes? I love pancakes!

Thanks Shlomo (IL)




Chaps........Feeling a bit inadequate?

Student's Future

Thanks Mags!

Chaps, never, ever mess with a porcupine!!!

Oh look! At this wedding it's snowing champers!

Not sure what's going on here, but it's

unlikely to end well !

And soon you will be a man my son!

Just think about it 7-Eleven!

The guys at the computer shop really do have a sense of humour!

Now that's balls!

Ello Ello Ello - whats all this then?

I couldn't agree more!

I have to say that I think you might have just given that a tad too much top!

Not much to say here........

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Please don't try this at home!

Thanks Derek!







You like Schmalz? - I give you Schmalz - and yodelling lessons too!

Thanks Klaus again!




Last but not least - one for my generation
Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Friday

The last of the dry and settled days, but with more cloud around than recently. Winds will be a light Southerly, so a warm feel to the afternoon. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.44 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Here's a bit of news, thanks to you we just passed 123,000 hits on our little blog! Now it's time for me (and helpful friends) to present for you yet another "Cavalcade of Crap" Please enjoy!

Expect the unexpected!

Thanks Klaus!





I could never swing....this guy does!

Thanks Martin!

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Those old Dutchies know how to keep a buck!

The Tellytubbies know how to pull!

As I have said many times.....too many guns in America!

Never text while driving!

Baby Photobomb!

Wedding cake - in the best possible taste!

Just between us...

Isn't that a Belgian Waffle under there?

This man is the ultimate in cool!

Can they look guilty? - Yes they can!

Thanks Klaus - again!



John's Joke
Thanks John!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A somewhat cloudier day overall, though still dry and bright with some sunny spells developing, particularly during the afternoon and early evening. Light North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.46 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.