Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said it would rain.....it didn't! I vacuumed - (brownie points there lads!) Fiddled with computers for the rest of the day, now must get my head in gear and try and find for you just a few more funny bits!

This is so clever - and completely mad at the same time!

That's the way to do it!

Thanks Klaus!

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She stole his heart..................ugh!

I'll go along with that!

At least she is trying!

To the moon - on a bus...

More Engrish!

Oh! Lordy

Oh them old Russians!

Oh Sh*t!

Seems legit!

Something seems to be abit awry here................look at the legs!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps

Very smart stuff!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Heavy rain and strong winds first thing will clear North-Eastwards through the morning. Brighter conditions returning from the West with a few light showers. Feeling milder. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-8 mm | Sunrise: 5.26 am Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!  

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hello! - We're back, unusually for me two nights out on the trot with not a chance to publish your funnies! I will try to make amends tonight with a bumper show!!!

Aussie Comedienne - Keep your heads down chaps!

Thanks Geoff!






Don't invite the All Blacks to your barbecue!

Thanks Susi!

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Proclamation!

Amazing, plane's shadow on circular rainbow!

I hardly dare say this...........................Carat cake????

I cannot believe that this was accidental!

Social Media Maneuvers..

Lavatorial Philosophy

Biker's Pushchair.......the infant will be in leather before you know it!

Greedy Maw of Monster Bridge - claims another victim - Yum Yum!

OK - we know what you're thinking!

More Philosophy this time courtesy of the Old Hollanders

Thanks Robert (F)

Suntans of today's youngsters

We've seen some monster motor caravans in the past, but this tops the lot!

Taken by my cousin in New England

Thanks David!

Wouldn't want this is my salad!!!

Must be true - it was on QI !!!

Never do this......Especially with a diesel!

Thanks Colin!






This may have been staged, but it's still funny!

Thanks Mags!

Thanks ~Susi !





Jokes
Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry with sunny spells at first. It will turn increasingly cloudy through the day with outbreaks of rain possible by evening and the South-Easterly breeze picking up. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.28 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

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Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was visit Colchester today, our nearest big town, I met with my buddies at the Computer shop, the Goddess shopped, then it was supermarket time, filled up with gas, and home, then computer time, two on the go at the moment. Now is the time to assemble the ingredients for another melange of pictorial delights - just for you!

BTW thanks to you folks, we just passed 124,000 hits on this site!

Those Quebecois Pranksters are back - Turquoise knickers!

Thanks Mo!





Animal Fun!

Thanks Marco! (D)

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Welcome to the Mile High Club!

Nice Sunnies!

Sock it to e'm William!

Wise advice!

I still can't make up my mind which one she is!

I think this is photoshopped - no Blue Whale is that much bigger than an oil rig!

Good advice !

Er.....is that the right way round?

You may have to zoom on this - but it is very interesting..

Oldies most probably have no idea what this is about!

Thanks Mark!

Yup!

Oh! Yes you are lonely!

Cousin's clever marketing as usual!

Jokes

He is in a headspin!

Thanks Klaus!

Torture!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A band of rain will gradually move Eastwards across the district, becoming locally heavy. Drier and brighter conditions will then arrive during the late afternoon. Still rather chilly. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 85 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.34 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A new week begins, and with it I always hope to bring you new Funny Stuff. I try hard not to repeat things, but sometimes the old memory lets me down...... please enjoy it anyway........

Here's a jolly busking band......with a political twist!

Thanks Mags!

Interactive Invasion Pictures

Slide to see Then and Now. - Thanks Tony!

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A bit of black tape, a little initiative - and they are going to hate you!

Yes indeed - some!

Thanks Mags!

Who says that they can't smile? !!

That's life!

Even uglier than the original!

Pheeeeeeew!!!

I think not buuuut!

Ye Gods! What on Earth did that - 

feeling inadequate boys?

Philosophical thought for the day.....

I'm growing to like old Francis!

Very appropriate resting place

We all have needs!

Mancave

Ladies please look away now!

Shrinking Violet!

Ooh! Look a pair of Polish bookends..

Don't look so surprised dearie - your silicone will be all over the Internet in no time!

Clever pose - I don't like yours very much though!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

This one is very clever if a little weird!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A breezy day and feeling chilly with sunny spells and isolated showers. Temperatures below the seasonal average, reaching afternoon highs of 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.36 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.