Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It blew a hooligan here today, with showers to add to the mix. Being a cautious soul I stayed indoors. I fiddled about with an old computer for a while, but gave up and watched TV. NCIS is our favourite, today's is episode 19, we think they've lost the plot a bit, it's gone all psychological! Here are your Funnies...

Give up Frank! You're too fat and I'm inedible anyway!

How to fool wine snobs!

I usually love the Cousins' slogans but this one is a bit deep!

His Mother couldn't stop giggling when she saw his art project!

Two heavy lifters having a good laugh!

You can see how deep this old tortoise buried himself for the Winter!

Riposte!

Pity I can't Pooh!

Thanks Ann












 Very apt and to the point!

Thanks Geoff












Oh! I get it!

This lovely girl is from Iran. If she went back looking like that she would get 140 lashes
 and 3 years in Jail !

Oldie but Goodie!

This young lady is from Massachusetts, her idea to slow traffic at a pedestrian crossing

This Optician offers discounts to those patients who are polite!

Mansplaining!

Hmm - New Tech I guess!

Thanks Sandra!











If we all made one small act of human kindness every day........!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!










Pug is not impressed!

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be too enthusiastic

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A generally cloudy start, then bright or sunny spells gradually developing. Many places will remain dry, although there is a chance of a few showers through the morning and early afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were at our old neighbour's funeral today, she was nearly 90, so it wasn't a sad affair, and her son spoke a very good eulogy. Later we shopped for essential supplies, so we are set for the weekend. Now for your funnies, please enjoy them!

There you go......

Where are we??? - Germany of course!

Thanks Klaus!

Some cab driver!

This nob had words with his wife, so he only made his side of the bed!

We had fun!

A bald guinea pig looks like a baby hippo!

Spectacular waterfall at Changi Airport!

For the love of dogs!

Power picture of the month!

Thanks again Klaus!

Now that's a clever kite!

Oh! Yes! All in one now!

 Thanks Robert!

Someone's birthday - The Dog's of course!

Seen outside school at exam time!

A very good reason to always wear a crash helmet!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

Thanks again Robert!

Now there's an idea!

Just horses on a plane!

How not to breakdance!

Gimme Moneeeeeey!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mainly cloudy with rain or occasionally heavy showers. Feeling markedly colder with strong winds or gales. Winds becoming more Westerly later.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C

Wind: South-West 23 mph, gusting 38 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was heavy showers today, so I stayed in working on my other blog, replacing pages that Google succeeded in losing for me! Now I have delved, as is my wont to present to you a few more funny bits....

Thank you Lord!

More from the Cornish Maestro!

Yes and most of us survived!

Unkind but true!

In other words................off!

Really?

Indeed!

Er!..............I don't think so!

If you have unruly passengers on board, drop 'em here!

Yes it is a drawing!

We are all going to Hell!

Go off roading they said - it will be fun they said!

Who did that? Any of you???

All Guinea Pigs should go to Switzerland!

We all remember the ground squirrel shouting "Steve"!!!

 Thanks Jamie!










Nice pair of........................Yoga pants!

They will always find a way!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









I am hoping that's for charity!

He said what???

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunny spells for the morning with scattered heavy, perhaps thundery, showers developing. Through the afternoon these are replaced by cloudier conditions and generally light showers.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.