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Saturday, 28 March 2020

Saturday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, It was the Domestic Goddess's birthday today, and although in isolation she had numerous cards, online wishes and phone calls from Family and Friends from here, Germany and France. I apologise for publishing late tonight, but we just watched 6 crime TV episodes back to back!. Please enjoy the latest crop of fun stuff from the Internet








Mug in the best possible taste!











This is viral tonight!
(Excuse the pun!)
















Any second - now!













Dial 999!













Not guilty Guv!












Oldie but Goodie!


Thanks Gloria!











Give it a few more days!


Thanks Jamie!










Services often have a go at one another!


Thanks again Jamie!










It says _
"During this period of quarantine it is perfectly normal to be talking to walls, plants and other items.
There is no need to contact us unless they answer back."



Thanks Robert!











Hmmm!


Thanks again Robert!










Tonight's Great Truth!

Thanks yet again Robert!









From the Sublime to the Cor Blimey!












Double Photobomb!












Makes a change from Pisa!











Frog wrestling anyone?













Another random act of kindness!












Extreme Sanitizing!













Making some sort of statement!













Doing the only sensible thing!












X rated topiary!















Nothing like free expression!












Ride on mower upgrade!













Another random act of kindness!












Machine for Dads!













Just a swimming Corgi!












Tibbles takes note!













Harwich Weather for Sunday

Windy with a chance of coastal gales and feeling noticeably colder than recent days. Sunny spells and scattered wintry showers, these mainly across eastern districts.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North-East 24 mph, gusting 39 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.














Friday, 27 March 2020

Your Isolation Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, After my walk, we attacked the fridge, all parts removed washed and replaced, followed by washing the tops of the wall cupboards. PM was TV time - nursing our aches and pains! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!







Protection suit - Walmart style!












Meanwhile in the German Lockdown......

















Yup! That's a sign!













Blackmail!












Sign of the times!












Sasquatch!











Bring it on!


Thanks Geoff!










Remember him? - Good message!

 Thanks Gloria!












Ha ha!
 Thanks Jamie!











Doesn't take long!


Thanks John!









The truth will out!


Thanks again John!










Love it!


Thanks Maria!












Maybe!


Thanks Matt C!











Nice....................mug of tea!












Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings!












The Real Superheroes!












Ah! That's where he goes after Christmas!












Sanitizer anyone!












How did that safe get there???












You have to think about this one!











It's OK to offend them!











Just a few inches closer little friend!














One way to let off steam!


Thanks Klaus!











I thought they just quacked!


Thanks again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another dry day with plenty of morning sunshine across Essex. Turning rather cloudy into the afternoon with a freshening breeze making it feel quite chilly.
Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-East 21 mph, gusting 35 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.













Thursday, 26 March 2020

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another super day, clear skies and sun, but the East wind continues. Like everyone else in our age group we are staying indoors, except for my walk. Things are really quiet, but at 8pm we are all going outside to applaud the NHS. Now for your funny rations for today!








Necessity is the mother of....etc!













Well chaps was the light Red or Green? I watched 16 times and still don't know!


Thanks Derek!














Blue pool, Hearst Castle













John Bull says.............!












Kids home schooling day three!












Big Wuss!












George next door has the answer to the loo paper problem!


Thanks Eric!










Now we know about the enigmatic smile!


Thanks Henrik!












Too much love!


Thanks Jackie!










One way to do it!


Thanks Maurice!











Now that's a plan!


Thanks Robert!











One for the Guinness Book of Records!













I hardly dare caption this.....................Up????













There's always an exception to the rule!












He is gorgeous!












Self Isolation Day 2.............!














For me - absolutely ne-ver!













In sink - get it?













You know that moment when you have a hideous itch in your bum???












Why not, they too enjoy walkies!












Had she lived the would be 93! Still special!











Heidi Klum thinks so!














Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry and sunny end to the week after a frosty morning. Feeling cold once more in a keen North-Easterly wind.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-East 16 mph, gusting 27 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.