Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was bright but windy, it was however very warm. I walked to the beach, and by the time I arrived home I was really hot! Now as sometimes happens there were loads of very unfunny things out there tonight so I have done some heavy filtering, so I hope you enjoy what's left!

And for our next trick.......!

They weren't expecting that!

Thanks Klaus!

Nobody did Larry!!!

Ha Ha Ha!

This is borderline!!!

Desperate Measures!

Just saw a Cyberman in the bus!

New Rules!

Thanks Geoff!

Thanks!!!

Thanks again Geoff!

High def image of a total eclipse!

Thanks Reg!

How things have become!

Thanks Rosemary!

Boom Tish!

Thanks again Rosemary!

Oh! What a lovely...........Dog!

He was a great guy!

They really mean business!

Stick a pair of Googly eyes on anything and it's funny!

Do Not Press the Big Red Button!!!

Artisans!!!

Ooh! Look! - A bottle tree!

Pity they're all empty!

Behind you Towser! - Behind you!!!

It's OK chaps Boris will sort it!

A likely tale!!!

It's becoming very cold in the Great Lakes!

The scene is set!

You're having a laugh - right?

I want one!

Oh! Yes he can!!!

Weird circular table tennis!

Not sure what's going on, but I'm sure it was great fun!

You Have Been Warned!!!

It looks like that behind my monitor!

Geronimoooooooooo!

It's the blue light that does it!

Monkey shows great surprise!

She finds that very amusing!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Frosty and bright start, perhaps ice on untreated surfaces, before clouding over with patchy rain arriving later. Overnight becoming windy, band of rain moving through.

Temperature: 8C (Inland) and 8°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 7 miles per hour, gusting to 23 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:39

Sunset: 16:41

Moonrise: 05:47

Moonset: 12:57

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good start to the day, no frost, light wind and a little sun. I walked by the shore, it is not a long walk just under 3 km. I earned a few more brownie points vacuuming the stairs, and finished my viking ship. Now for some more fun stuff, especially selected for you!

The plural of Hippopotamus is Hippopotami!

Depressed?

Sorry son!

Jack - Hero!

Gory Tale!

Thanks Derek!

Kids!!!

Thanks Hazel!

Words of Wisdom!

Doh!

Thanks John!

Waddle away!

Thanks Pete!

This one doesn't come in a bottle!

Thanks again Pete!

Never bored!

Good for you Mr Singh!

Unannounced!

Baby Rays!

Yet another alternative face covering!

On British planes they say "Rubbish"

I assume that they are Red Bull cans!

I suspect that we are in Texas!

Nice but why???

Handyman's boot!

On so many levels - No! No! No! No!

Creepy Image!

Best way is to put a big price on it and it will be stolen!

You've all been crepped!

At least they've left a wee space!

I don't think I will be eating the cashews!!!

Too many guns in America!

They're even adapting the bows and arrows!

Health and Safety where are you???

My Little Pony now has a snow blower!!!

The sort of thing I see in nightmares!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Oh! Tibbles has been turned to stone!

What a shot!

It is so big - you could drop the Earth into it!

I wonder why..........!

I wouldn't want him on my pub quiz team!!!

Snow Yoda!

Stuart's Joke

Thanks Stuart!

For the Boys!

As it's the Weekend maybe a few more Balcons would not go amiss!

Seats???

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry, but generally cloudy and windy morning. Winds easing through the afternoon, with brighter spells possible. A band of mostly light rain moves southeast later, clearing south into the evening. 

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 17 miles per hour, gusting to 35 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:40

Sunset: 16:40

Moonrise: 04:26

Moonset: 12:08

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.