Funnies for Midweek

Dear Family & Friends,  It was another drizzly day in Harwich. With so many long faces around, I thought that it was important to make you smile today - so here goes........

1.  Mud mud glorious mud......here are

Elephants

2.  More animal fun we've seen it all...

Walrus does the Tango!

3.  Finishing the Animal magic tonight -

 High Jumping Cat

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Batstache

Trees 1 Chairs 0

The Flux Capacitor

Checking Up

Vertigo anyone?

This is me! Really!

Scare everybody!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather Live

Prognosis

Thanks for visiting! Please call again

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, Sorry only a short one tonight - home at 21.45 late in from a job..........enjoy!

1.  Whistling is a dying art (I have one friend who does - you know who you are! - this is for you!)

  Whistling Montage

2.  Best NG photos 2010 in HD

3.  More silliness - I hadn;t seen this before Disney characters singing Countries of the World

Redneck pigeon

Did Jesus do that?

Unbearable!

Sarcasm on 'tinternet

Topical!

David Mitchell and Somebody else

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather Live

Prognosis

PThanks for visiting!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Bank Holiday Monday

Dear Family & Friends, It's the last day of the Bank Holiday weekend, and we were lucky - no rain for a change, so after a few household chores I was free to find you a few more "Little Gems"  ....


1.  Surprises are often great, but what if it's
 A full Mariachi Band!


2.  Another "Candid Camera" type prank this time it's
  Radio Controlled Cars


3.  I love volcanos and I hope that in my lifetime I will be able to see one erupting, here is a clip of Mt. Etna

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The Austrian Jumping from space

Show them!

Fried People

Watching you

I can help

Crocodile Handbag

Thanks Klaus!

Dick's Joke 1


Dick's Joke 2

Thanks Dick!


Harwich Weather Live

Prognosis

Thanks for visiting - please call again!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies on this Sunday

Dear Family & Friends, The Bank holiday is living up to it's reputation! Yes it's still wet in Harwich. I was able today therefore to set up a new gadget for you to play with - you can now access my weather station LIVE on this page!

See below - please enjoy your Linki and Pictures...

1.  The BBC some time back had a program called "Walk on the Wild Side" or something like that, now someone

has collected some of the clips together - 

Alan! I said Alan!

2.  The guy who plays "Thor" in the movie was on radio, and did a request to wind up an Unwelcome Guest

3.  This is an advert, but being a gadget freak,

 I found it clever and interesting USB Business Card

Hitler says "Oh! no I didn't - We say "Oh! yes you did!

                                       Tetrapak for Bourbon? Why not?

                                 The boys of the Toon don't like Stella1

                                        Good place for Dictionary

                                     Ha Ha - Thanks Martin!

                                                 Sofistica 'ed

                                              First we had the car wash...

 Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Geoff!

New Harwich Weather Live

Here

Prognosis

Guess!

Old Funnies Archive "A"

Thanks for visiting!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies for this Saturday

Dear Family & Friends, It's out early today, because we are out tonight, and when we return it will be late, and I might not be able to see the screen properly!

1. We call them dummies, they call them pacifiers

in any event this show the real human nature

Pacifier War

2. Also on the cute animal thing how about otters

chasing a little girl ?

3.  Beautiful Panorama of Paris don't pan too fast or you'll get  Airsick!

 Thanks Mike!

4.  Last - as seen on Breakfast TV this morning -

Waterskiing Squirrel you couldn't make it up!

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                                      Get in the van

                                       Luxus trailer!

                                   Computer airbag

                                        They have to say something

                                       DIY stretched limo

                                     Facebook is everywhere!

Joke from Klaus 1

Joke from Klaus 2

Thanks a ever Klaus!

New!

I never throw them away, 

and my Funnies now total

more than 5000!

So I decided to share them with you, 

if you follow the link below

You can see some of them,

We'll start with

Letter A

I will leave them for a few days and then change them to "B"

Harwich Weather

Time 15.00

Temperature  11.9c

Humidity  51%

Barometer  1011 mb  Falling

Rainfall 0.0mm

Wind  ESE  3.1 Kn

Prognosis

Cloudy with chance of rain - again!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the Bank Holidays

Dear Family & Friends, The Weekend starts here, after a very grey day in Harwich - time to delve for you into those nether regions for more Fun! Hoping that you have a great time...Only one Link tonight but it's a long one, also more jokes.

Thanks to John for this one, it shows one of the Yeoman Warders in the Tower of London, starting his guided tour. Strangely, we heard this guy while on holiday in London a few years back - he's a hoot!  Yeoman Warder

                                          Someone with too much time!

                                       The Interview

                                         Polar bear revenge

                                              Wasn't me!!!

                                         Poo Time

                                       Domino the Different

Another Joke from Dick

Thanks mate!

Thanks Maggie!

A Late entry also from Maggie - this is great!

Last a letter from Werner Herzog to his cleaning lady

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's New Weather Station

Time

Temperature  8.7 c

Humidity  77%

Barometer  1008 Rising slowly

Rainfall  2.0mm

Wind  NNE  1.0 Kn

Prognosis

Cloudy with a chance of - Oh! yes - Rain!

Thanks for visiting!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies on Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, How was your day? Good I hope! Mine was slightly above average. Found you some more funny fodder as follows...............

1.  I feel that this is fake, but rather hope that is isn't - 

IPhone Puzzle

2.  Good luck to this old dear paragliding At One Hundred!

3. From the guys at Blackberry the latest thing in  Phone cameras

4.  After the Juggling Otters - more silliness with 

 Boogie Boogie Hedgehog

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                                             No comment needed here!

The housing association said he couldn't fly the union flag - sooooo !

                                              And that's when the trouble started!

                                   Naughty naughty skydiver!

                                      Sorry Dave!

                                  Bleedin japanese tourists they get everywhere!

Deon's Joke

More wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather tonight

From Polley's New Weather Station

Time 22.10

Temperature  8.8c

Humidity  87%

Barometer  1009 mb  Steady

Rainfall  23.3 mm

Wind  NW  1.4 Kn

Prognosis

Overcast

Thanks for visiting!

Cheers,

Richard.