Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family & Friends, Not a bad day, grey, but stayed dry with no wind, a little work to do, but plenty of time to find you more stuff. A plethora of jokes too!

1.  Geese land on a Canadian football field, when they take off again it's a Goosi Tsunami!

2.  Yet another infant prodigy this time on Guitar

3. This is long but spectacular 

Biggest Glacier calving ever!

Yes! Great! - but what the hell is it?

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Sniff!

There really is no hope!

Clever optical illusion - clue the girl doesn't have hary legs  :-)

Well that's our tent buggered!

Brutal killing

Nothing to say here

UK vs US

21st Century Santa letter from small child...

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

John's (and Gloria's) Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Derek's Joke 4

Thanks very much Chaps!

Shall we snigger some more?

OK

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another cloudy, fairly dull start with local mist and fog patches. Sunny intervals should start to develop by early afternoon and it will remain dry. Feeling cold once again in light to moderate North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.42 am Thanks to Essex weather Centre Huzzah! We passed 49,000 hits - Thanks all! Cheers! Richard.

Funnies on Sunday

Dear Family & Friends, We were busy in the garden, trying to keep things a bit tidy, but it was nice outside today. Hoping your new week will be a successful one. Here are some more miscellanious funny things..

1.  This man is crazy - clever but Crazy!

2.  This is where computer stuff goes to die ( says he wiping a tear away) all those potential Photoframes going down the pan  Fascinating to watch though!

3.  This odd couple sing an unexpectely melodious cover of "Total Eclipse"

Here I sit caressing my Capibara!

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Nor me!

And finally!

Wow - Starry starry night!

Check YOUR Elf name  :-)

Meanwhile on the Mongolian steppes someone cracked a joke!

Oh I wish Facebook had one of these!

Nothing to say here

Sunrise on the ISS

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke

John's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

John's Joke 2

How about a special dose of Fail?

Harwich weather for Monday

Mainly dry, but a rather cloudy day for most with any early fog gradually clearing. Winds remaining generally light with some brightness possible late afternoon. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.41 am

 Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family & Friends, The Weekend is here again, let's hope it will be up to expectations.Today was grey and dull, a bit like the inside of my head at the moment. Never mind, time now for a bit more mirth....

1.  Thanks Paul for this, a bit long, but fun! - 

The Plumbers

2.  A rare cloud form seen over Texas Morning Glory

3.  A university Choir cover "Royals" 

N.B nearly as good as Harwich Sing!

I think the Russians have discovered perpetual motion!

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Sorry but I loved this one!

No contest!

Yuk that's cheap!

Maybe he's just proud of his brolly

Sheltering under an icon

Ah! - I think I understand now...

With the coincidence of Hannukah and Thanksgiving - thought this was nice!

Yes Chocolate

Gender stereotyping

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks as ever!

Late Entry from South Africa

  

Thanks Elna!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early showers dying away to leave a dry and fairly sunny day. Fresh to strong North-Westerly winds will gradually ease and feeling less cold as a result. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks for your loyal support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, Today we took our car to Ipswich for a manufacturer recall, it took 5 hours. During this time we mooched round the shops....

which I have to say nearly wore my legs down to the knees!

Never mind, there are still a few Funnies left out there as you will see...

1.  I have to confess that I cannot do this! Gymnast doing 10 backflips

2.  More on that "What does the Fox say" thing - this time a Russian guitarist  Interprets

3.  Bouncing rocks on a frozen pond Sound like a laser gun to you?

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X-Actly!

My Study (Not really) - Computer room in 1970s

They said "Let the chiken chill in the sink!"

Thanks Elna!

Bitchy Look

Nothing left to see!

This may take a minute!

Thanks George Takei!

Redundant sign!

Never put Xmas lights on a palm tree!

Thanks John!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Derek's Joke 4

Thanks Derek - You've been busy!  :-)

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy start with patchy light rain, but this edging away by late morning with some brighter spells developing through the course of the afternoon. Light to moderate Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks as usual!

Cheers!

Richard.