Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, today was quite busy, visit to Colchester and shopping - whew! Glad to be home and creating another pastiche of pictorial art just for you!

For you Petrol heads - pitstops then and now!

More silliness World Championship - Crazy Golf

You know what will happen, but you must keep looking!

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Come on love - put the human kid down!

This isn't a new idea, but maybe now it is viable.....take it to Saudi for instance?

Danish crossing light - OK to mince across!

Bridge is happy!

Help is at hand!

Thanks Derek!

Ha Ha! - Smartybum!

Taxidermy Fail!

All dressed up ready for Walmart!

Too true to be funny

Hmm!

Thanks Derek!

Sorry no jokes - so here's a clip..

Banjos were originally made from gourds by slaves in the South - 

heres what they sounded like

A Little Bit more Wisdom from th QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Following a chilly start, another fine day follows with prolonged warm sunshine for many and only small amounts of cloud. Light South-Easterly winds and maximum temperatures of 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.00 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Hoorah! Thanks to you we just passed 68,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Can't believe - yet another sunny day! Back indoors for fossick around for more Funny stuff just for your good selves!

Mr Cool parks his bike!

I like the satirical captions - how to DJ

English? Yes it is a mad language

Yes it's a racoon - but Wat?

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Whoops! 650

You will notice that as he smothers himself with butter icing -

he instinctively goes for......

This is briliant - we want one for Millie!

Deadly Lego

Titanic v/s Cruise liner!

(to scale of course!)

Just pray that she doesn't fart!

Never misses

One of the trials of being a mum!

There he is!

John's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks Chaps

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another dry day with some decent spells of strong Spring sunshine. It will however feel noticeably cooler as a North-Easterly breeze develops early afternoon. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.02 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another jolly day here in Harwich, sunshine and more odd jobs to do. Now for the serious work of the day - Funnies!

Dog in a Jeep prank

Thanks Dick!

Water balloon - rotten Dad!

This is Kseniya Simonova - amazing!

Thanks Pauline!

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Happens all the time!

Waddaya mean I smell of fish !!!

Well girls here they are - ready just for you!

And why not I say!

The early 1900s were exciting times!

I had to look at this for a while.....

I wish I had the guts to do this!

You live and learn sonny boy!

Yes they do!

Thanks Keren!

Flower vase is sad!

Thanks Matt!

Nope!

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Dick's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

This is a bit long but worth a look

XP is no longer supported, this is the guy who took the "Bliss"

 photo that graced the XP Desktop and was seen by billions of people

Harwich Weather for Monday

It will be a fine day with variable amounts of cloud breaking to give lengthy sunny spells. With light winds, it will feel pleasant in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.04 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essesxweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Nice day today, we were busy in the garden most of the time, but when our backs told us that enough was enough, we came in and I got busy with the Fun Stuff just for you!...

We are in Ireland - at a wedding, and the happy couple are in for an unforgettable surprise!

What a voice! - Thanks Elena (Ukraine) !

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Boom Boom!

Soon boys - soon!

Moustache no?

Geoff this is just for you - 

Hot Tug!

Behind You!

Boom Boom 2 !

Lecture time...

OMG! I just ran over a Unicorn!

Not what it seems - A hot air ballooon ascends behind a large building...

Remember the Meccano magazine?

This could make your brain explode!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill !

Even more wisdom from the QI Elves

You will never guess what this ad is for!!!

Thanks Derek!

There are too many gun in America - this proves it!

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry and sunny end to the weekend with variable cloud. Temperatures around the seasonal average and feeling warm in light winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.06 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support

it's very much appreciated!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Martin has sent me a very useful piece on HeartBleed....well worth a read....
Have a great weekend!

Heartbleed - less panic now - be rational

Silly - Winnie the Pooh reads Darth Vader

What noise do baby sloths make? - They quack!

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More thought bubbles...

City Council with a mean sense of humour!

I think that she is a bit pleased!

Empty that room!

Just love the smug smile

Ah! That's how they do it these days!

When you squash a marshmallow bunny you get

Kim Jong Un!

Sorry about this..

Ha hahahahahahahahahahahah!

Sorry no jokes tonight

So this from Shlomo in Israel

Bevakasha Shlomo! Shabat Shalom!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A bright, sunny start to the weekend and in light South-Westerly winds, it will feel pleasantly warm. Increasing cloud mid to late afternoon will turn the sunshine hazy and there is the risk of a few spots of rain by evening. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.Rainfall Risk: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.09 am Thanks Essexweather.com ! Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.