Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I can tell you that the Post Office is already a no go area due to Christmas madness. However we in the end succeeded sending two parcels! Since then indoors, computer tweaking, and latterly finding more material for your amusement!

"The doctor said I must eat more fish!"

Thanks Klaus!









Madness!

The Passport Office turned her into a cone head!

Lying in the sun his cat's fur reached 122f !

Count your calories!

By design or accident?

They know it all!

 Thanks Ann









Every day the teacher had to remind them........

When they told Phil..........!!!

 Thanks Derek!











Another blunt truth!

Auto correct again!

German Advent Calendar!

Thanks Klaus!











She made this dress out of sweet wrappers!

This is a flying fish up close!

I find this slightly disturbing......
is it an abandoned theme park or more Photoshopping!

Christmas tree total destruction in 3-2-1........!!!

Curiosity killed the cat!

Gravity always wins!
(he survived!)

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A mostly dry day with patchy cloud and bright spells. A South-Westerly breeze will pick up through the day.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph

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Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a drizzly sort of day here, but mild. Now you may remember that I am a Christmas lights nut! So as today is the first of Advent - Lights will appear! Enjoy your funnies!

Tangerine Butterfly

They're even using drones!

In a perfect world...........

The Grim Reaper hides behind this sign!

Winter is fast approaching!

Engineering Demo!

Laboratory Humour!

Another old truth!

Philosphical thought from JFK

Roller coaster Jenga!

He must have left a window open, the squirrels are in!

I see irony here!

UPS delivered a parcel, when he reached his next drop he looked round and............!

Must be a feather weight!

Look at that little face!!!

John's Joke
Thanks John!










One could say "Little swine" - but!

Big hurry pal???

More Wisdom





Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry for much of the day with patchy cloud and bright or sunny spells. There is a risk of an isolated light shower late in the day.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We're publishing early tonight, as we are having friends in this evening. It is possible that some wine will be consumed. It's a bit thin on the pictures tonight, but I do not post un funny or disgusting stuff, of which there seems to be loads at the moment.

That's new, I suspect it is electric assisted!

Bill at his best - with apologies to our Dutch friends!

Must have snowed in Switzerland yesterday!

That yucky ketchup moment!!!

This is rare - someone marked this uneven slab with Hi Vis tape

Sad Song!

He and his partner were driving cross country to be married when they spotted this!

Which one's the biggest bitch?

At the Furry party, he was the only one who forgot to get furry!

Who's a bad boy then?

The IT department's attempt at a Christmas wreath!

This cave is called the Eyes of God

No he isn't levitating, the ice is very clear!

I wonder what he did wrong?

Champion skimmer!

He wasn't expecting that!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Patchy rain will clear through the morning to leave a dry and milder afternoon with sunny spells developing.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a soggy sort of day today I walked and was caught, came home dripping. Helped the boss with Christmas decorations - must admit the house looks nice. Now for your funnies...

I am totally fed up with Trump....
Er wait! - Is that you Jeremy?

I think this is in Belgium.......it's does you good to laugh!

Yes - but they are not real!

He is a big lad!

When he bought them he thought they said Dickies!

In 1945 as the Soviets approached Berlin,
the citizens tried really hard to save the zoo animals

It purports to be a perfect snowflake on a horse in Switzerland
sorry I think it's fake!

He's got the power! - Happy Birthday!

Try me!

Even the churches are at it!

His wife bought a foam bed!!!

Tonight's philosophical thought

There may be problems ahead!

I tend to agree!

Oh! They've a pool!

This could just drive you insane!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Patchy rain at first, though largely drying up by the afternoon with sunny spells possible. Cloudy with drizzle overnight, perhaps some mist and fog also by dawn.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C

 

Wind: West 6 mph, gusting 13 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.