Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a bit of snow! Not for long, and it soon melted. Today is the 2nd of Advent, and unable to suppress my fetish for Christmas lights, more below...Here are your funnies!

First time he's seen snow!

Poor Lord Vader is down on his uppers!

All for the art!

Scottish Harry Potter!

World's first Pachyderm selfie!

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

This is Mexico where they had their first snow for 20 years!

Inappropriate dress sir!

 Thanks Martin!










Another one who hasn't seen snow before!

He flew to Thailand to meet his Ozzie mate, guess which one is him?

Galaxies in a Petunia!

His girlfriend left him this note - she's an ace punster!

Take this seriously folks - it's very serious for us all!!!

Even more Wisdom





Katy Perry being bitchy in a nice way!

Parkour par excellence!

Harwich weather for Monday

Mostly cloudy with the risk of further rain or snow, chiefly affecting Central and Eastern districts of Essex during the afternoon. Further accumulations are unlikely. Feeling cold in a keen Northerly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 2 deg C 

Wind: North 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was bright and chill this morning -1c. My walk was invigorating, but glad of a cup of hot tea on return. Few jobs done am. Indoors fiddling with a new electronic picture frame, and amazingly it works! Now for your funny pictures.....

Hey isn't that a Kawasaki 500?

Bud light ad is a hoot!

Thanks Gloria!













Miss Israel and Miss Iran, hope to promote peace

No Ice Cream no Smoking, but Unicorns are OK

 Thanks Prof. Alice Roberts!










Who ate a whole weed brownie?

I have an idea - go and fetch a big powerful magnet!!!

Yes I know that jumbo bag of crisps has 0 calories!

Where's Health and Safety when you need them!

Dad says "What are you lot going to eat?"

It's an upside down world!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Touch of the Blarney!

Be afraid - very afraid!

Here's a new trend - pale green Christmas trees! - Oh! It's a bolted lettuce!

Lightning bolt creates it's own rainbow!

No she's not consorting with a ghost! - Only shaking a sheet!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Nothing like a bit of mixin'!

The look of absolute betrayal!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy with moderate rain, perhaps occasional sleet possible. Becoming drier with a few showers by late afternoon and milder. Very windy, especially near the Coast.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Bright shiny day today, but chilly at 4c. Went on a little trip to Frinton to shop, then checked the boat to make sure that she's still there.

We are waiting for her to be lifted ashore, but it's too windy just now. Here are my best efforts of fun stuff tonight - just for you!

Casing the joint for a Bearglary!

My son and daughter-in-law did something like this, as for me - I am a devout coward!

 









He's a duck's mother!

Whatever that bricklayer was on, I want some!

His wife had told him that when he died she would go that extra mile for him!

Grandma's favourite picture of Grandad - (Cool Dude)!

The Finnish air force celebrate 100 years of Finland as a nation.

If the cap fits - wear it!

This guy was sunburned, and he had not realised
how swollen his scalp was until he pressed it!

Love the Reviews! - and I want one!

Minimalist playing cards!

Hello! Can I have a hug please!

Inappropriate Juxtaposition!

They dilated his pupils - and then some!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Mother duck's revenge!

Laser cat!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A fine and sunny day. Winds will continue to ease, however it will remain very cold. One or two light snow showers can't be completely ruled out.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Maximum temperature: 3 deg C 

Wind: West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.