Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 16 December 2017

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, table assembled, then boat now out of the water, removed all the gear that might get damp. Now publishing early, as we are going out to friends for a "Strictly come Dancing" get together.

Help I can't swim!!!

More lights!

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Some party! Guess who was hit in the eye by a champagne cork!

At first he couldn't understand why he suddenly woke up!

Yes Sarah - we remember!

Jamie and Adam with their Mini Me's!

Er! I suspect this isn't genuine!

This lady was changing on the plane, when asked -
she said it was to surprise her Granddaughter

So kind!

She couldn't understand why her boyfriend kept
calling her "Dickhead"! - Her Hairdresser explained why!!!

Horrific little monster!

Mermaid and Merman going to the fancy dress!

Jean Claude loses it - Thanks Microsoft!

Adolf demonstrates "Inappropriate touching!"

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A chilly morning with early fog lifting, as cloud and strengthening winds spread Eastwards. Outbreaks of rain and drizzle follow, perhaps turning heavy for a time by the evening. Turning milder.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 15 December 2017

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a real mix of weather today, cloud, sun and rain. Visited Some In- Laws this morning, and a few jobs in the garage pm. Now it's time to prepare your weekend humour rations!

He hated having his picture taken at pre-school,
25 years later it's still on his Mum's wall!

More of my favourite things!

Believe it or not there is a website for this!!!

Hot News! Giant attacks the Louvre Pyramid!

Since he was a pup he has tried to get up there
at 11 years old he just succeeded!

The Dragon river in Portugal

If it's not Yorkshire - it's shite!

Thanks Derek!

Let's go for a bike ride they said......it'll be fun they said!

Christmas is coming!

Thanks Jamie!

I think that you're in the wrong city sunshine!!!

When they x rayed this Buddha - they found a mummified monk inside!

The IT department's attempt at Christmas decorations!

If you're a boozer........

Thanks Robert!

Down to earth matey!

Seen in a Turkish clothes shop zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

It was ugly sweater day..... here's her attempt!

That is an evil grin!

Gloria's Jokes
Thanks Gloria!

Nobody likes a smartass!

He wasn't expecting that!

More Wisdom from the Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early frost will lift, then mainly dry with sunny spells. Feeling cold in brisk North-Westerly winds. Then frosty overnight with patchy freezing fog forming.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 14 December 2017

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was milder here today, made a visit to the charity shop to hand in some surplus bits and bobs, minor shopping and then home. Now once again I am looking for funny and mildly risque pictures. maybe I've a sense of humour overload, but not so many pics tonight!