Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked by the sea and got rained on - not heavily, just moistly. Then I worked on my computers. PM watched crime serial on TV, and now I have composed more pictorial fun just for you!

That look says his inheritance
 has just dropped by 50%

Dave - being Dave!

No not a mass hanging - just a family pharmacy!

An the parrot said F**k off!

No comment required!

Yup!

Me too!

Well she does ask for it!

As ever!

Thanks Jamie!










Another great truth!

Thanks Robert!











Said to be taken by a support F16
However I ask myself whether they would have launched with that amount of cloud???

Thanks again Robert!











They wouldn't dare!

Thanks Yet again Robert!











What happens when a 50mm ball hitch fails!

Just a few months later......!

On Christmas Island they have built a bridge for the crabs,
so they don't get squished by the traffic!

I may go back to chemistry classes!

Derek's Philosophical Images!
Thanks Derek!











Well at least Voldemort thinks it's funny!

No not me Capt. Obvious!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Feeling cold, especially in the brisk Northerly winds. Sunny spells likely, but also showers. These heavy at times with hail and the odd rumble of thunder.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North 17 mph, gusting 31 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as ever for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I rushed to the boat to do a few jobs. I have a bad tempered auxiliary outboard, I fear that I must take the carburetor to bits, of course without dropping any of the components into the water! Ho Hum!

Now more selected little gems just for you!

The Master speaks - it's farts again!

Not concentrating on the job in hand!

Things not to confess to the kids!

No!

Ha Ha Ha!

I love this I shall stick it on the front door!

Some need to remove themselves from the gene pool!

Charades!

Thanks Gloria!












They do not seem overly perturbed!

Tornado in Southern Romania Tuesday!

That's initiative! - The complaint - one of the crooks???

Boys - this is new - Glow in the Dark Underwear!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks again Gloria!









Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!












So! There's a spider in your car!

I said "Do not touch me"!!!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy with showers or longer spells of rain. There may be some relatively short-lived drier and brighter interludes. Generally feeling cooler than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Mayday Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it's May Day, the weather is pleasant, did my usual walk by the sea, met an old mate, solved all the problems of the World - as you do! Now for more pictorial creations which I very much hope will excite your chuckle muscles!







Naivety rules!

Always a giggle, but there's a message at the end!

Yes the word is "Allegedly"!

This smart watch is annoyingly optimistic!

Now that is very bad day!

Alexa - mixed blessing!

Wise Mum!

Trust the old Svenskis!

Conspiracy theories abound!

Is he intentionally obtuse???

Thanks Jamie!











Most probably staged, maybe she'd get the boy is she took the bolt out of her nose!!!

This hound has twin subwoofers!

Thanks Robert!












I think I'll go RAF - if they'll have me!

Thanks again Robert!











The needs of the CPS!

Thanks yet again Robert!










Good old UPS!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

The cabin stewards take towel folding to the next level!

Maniac kid!

It's a Mayday Happy Dance!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry, largely sunny during the morning, but becoming cloudy with showers by the afternoon. Some of these showers may be heavy at times, though still feeling pleasant in the sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.