Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was interesting, warm sun by the beach this morning, and after lunch we had thunder, lightning and hail! Herself to the hairdresser, I stayed in the car and I must confess I listened to "Take That"!

Now more fun stuff for your weekend amusement!

He has just seen "Something" under the sofa!

The QI team discuss crocodiles, but wander off the subject!

Meanwhile en route to Oz!

Me too pal!

You will know where this is going........!

A likely tale!

We've all been here!

Oh! Dear!

Security at the ATM!

German Kindergarten!

I saw my first bee today!

Thanks Klaus











For sale - Ride on Lawnmower!

Thanks again Klaus!












This looks disgusting, but this really happens -
Flies have no mouth just a tube with a little sponge on the end
 so they vomit and suck up the dissolved food!

Love it!

Thanks Susi!

Very clever chaps - but just one sneeze...................!

Meet Yanet Garcia, Mexican weather girl - who cares about the forecast anyway!

Yet another hot flush!

Baby Kim Jong Un thinking about US sanctions!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A chilly start then bright with sunny spells. A few showers, possibly heavy, developing by the afternoon. Evening showers might persist along coastal districts of Essex well into the night.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Heavy showers today, we took a little trip down to the pier and had coffee with friends, all very nice! Then it hammered down so we had to wait so we had another drink. Now I am struggling to get enough pictures, lots are rubbish, but I try to weed out the better ones - enjoy!

True! So True!

Not what you think!

In the 60s we did it with a Mini!

Oh! Kim! What on Earth?

The Man Made usurped but the Natural!

Nurse - lost pen!

Thanks Derek!










I see irony here!

Thanks Gloria!











Sadistic dentist!

Thanks again Gloria!















The Kansas City Fire Department rescues the Kansas City Police Department!

Being taunted by a Smart Ass in a Tesla!

The next five were sent by Robert! Thanks very much Robert!!!

This is known as a Microwave!!!

Nurses week! Well done ladies!

And last but not least!

Thanks Klaus!

And a last minute entry from Gloria!

Thanks Gloria!!!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunshine and scattered showers through much of the day, these perhaps turning heavy at times during the afternoon. Showers easing later, but with heavy rain possible overnight.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was wet wet wet today, the English love to moan about the weather, but it is needed. I therefore spent all day indoors, and fiddled with computers, nothing much achieved, but a few ideas are buzzing around. Now I have been down below to trawl once again, for a few more bits and bobs for your delectation!

Prince Archie after his first driving lesson
 from his Great Grandad!

Video Magic!

Thanks Klaus!










Jealousy in the raw!

Great Statement!

Ratios!

Thanks Gloria!










Freudian slip!

Thanks Adrian!












Downright devious!

Carman Electra in Baywatch 15 years apart!

It says "And I've been doing this wrong all year!"

Thanks again Klaus












It says "He woh't make that mistake again!"

Thanks yet again Klaus!













Typing error says "Testicle sucker"
(German for vacuum cleaner is dust sucker!)

Thanks Klaus!












A real hero!

These three men arrived at Auschwitz on the same day, and their tattooed numbers
are each 10 apart. They have come together for the "Last Eyewitness Project"!

I say again, a few commas wouldn't go amiss!!!

Meet Norway's Health Minister!

Gosh these puzzles are really easy!

This is so neat!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rather cloudy with showers becoming heavy and thundery during the afternoon. Drier, brighter later with fewer showers and spells of sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.