Funnies for your Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, Apologies for last night! The family visited for dinner, the conversation flowed, and before we knew it - it was late, so no publication last night! I will try to make amends tonight with more pictures!

Their colleague in the office thinks it's a cactus, in fact it's a pickle
 and they have to change it every two days!

Obviously a German cat!

Thanks Klaus!

It would appear so!

From birth we are genetically programmed to do this!

Amazing blanket found in a charity shop!

Every time they HAVE to do that!!!

Do it yourself!

Thanks Ann!

The times they are a changin!

Novel - a bar with built in aquarium!

Alexa's freudian slip!

Thanks Geoff!

More Iranian girls reject the compulsory Hijab!

I believe we all have this!

Thanks Robert!

Beer Revelation!

Touche!

Thanks Rosemary!

Now there's an idea!

Suggested redevelopment idea for Notre Dame!

I like your thinking pal!

Now this is a brilliant idea for a plaster cast for a young boy!

How about...............!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cloudy start with mist and drizzle. It should brighten up, although coastal districts could turn murky later and showers are likely to break out elsewhere.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: North-East 6 mph, gusting 12 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

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Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a wonderful day, pottered on the boat this morning, and visited a supermarket near the Marina. Now for more fun stuff which I sincerely hope will tickle your fancy!

The Quebecois are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!








His Uber driver's gear stick was a Samurai sword!

How they brew Ale into Lager!

Thanks Klaus!












It's OK Jose, the bull didn't get your crown jewels!

Unusual mattress recommendation!

Sorry but they're both stupid!

The only thing lacking dearie is a Unicorn!

Too true to be funny!

Another Great Truth!

He didn't become boss by being dumb!

Now there's a plan!

Well said Arnie, Trolls should be shot, buried, then dug up and shot again!

Big Kudos to Willie!

They were visiting London, they got on the wrong train, got off again,
 but he wasn't quick enough!

Boom Boom! - and now they put him in jail!

Seen in the Men's room at this church last Sunday!

1998 this officer saved a young girl from a serious fire, a few days ago
 he was there to see her graduate!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves







Wow cool little dude!

Thanks Klaus!










Bagel bagel!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry, but less warm and breezier with increasing cloud during the day and the odd shower possible by evening. Feeling chillier along the coast with the wind off the North Sea.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard,

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Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, elderly neighbour to garden center where Domestic Goddess bought Lavender. PM Finished weedkiller on driveway. I struggled with your pictures tonight, maybe I am having one of my sense of humour meltdowns, - so many stupid things! Anyway I hope that these will amuse!

That about sums it up!

Boys and their toys! Love it!

Thanks Klaus!









My illusions completely destroyed, the guy at the back is Bobba Fett from Starwars! Without his helmet!  Vide Jeremy!!!

This is neat, in Hong Kong they do a coffee with candy floss above it,
when the steam hits the candy floss it rains sugar!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Junior innuendo!

Good ploy!

Er............No!

That Monday morning feeling!

This little girl offered to make a Mother's Day card if she
 was allowed to use one bad word, here it is!

The look on his face!

Thanks Derek!













The antennae on this glow worm!

This one only just made it!

Thanks Gloria!










Crystal gazing!

Thanks again Gloria!










That's me at school!

Meet the Obese Axolotl, he's now on a diet!

A young Jim Carrey aggressively drinking tea!

Honestly boss it wasn't me!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another dry and warm day with light winds and strong sunshine though cooler nearer the coast, due to an onshore breeze.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Cheers!


Richard.