Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked the dog, it started to rain, we headed for home the rain stopped, but we returned anyway. Am helping our friend with a bad tempered computer, and hopefully will soon have it under control!

Here are a few more funnies - just for you!

Each year at this hospital a duck raises her chicks in an enclosed courtyard. 
When they are ready, she taps on the glass and the staff let her lead them outside!

On Friday, Jack Whitehall stood in for Graham Norton,
 he was doing rather well until..............

Human you are taking the p*ss eh?

Very concise!

Oldie but goodie!

I think you should tell him!

This guy has invented a reverse sole flip-flop, so you appear to be coming rather than going!

Oh! Yesssssssssss!

Sea glass from Japan!

Kate Beckinsale at 44!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Michelle!











And the moral of the story is..................!

Thanks Robert!










The story of my life!

Thanks again Robert!











Philosophical note for today!

Thanks yet again Robert!











He bought 4 items and received this receipt!

Oh! The canny Swedes!

Watching old family photos!

Keanu him cool dude!

Snip snip snip!

Yes that's the GOT finale!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any low cloud will quickly clear with sunny spells developing. Some isolated afternoon showers possible, but lighter than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a rather gloomy day today, but mild. After my walk, I spent the day backing up my computer, and fixing a vacuum cleaner. What a life! Now for more pictures which I hope you will enjoy!

In the dentist's chair he looked round and saw.......

If you like one liners....

Another Great Truth!

He has just finished his alien abduction lamp!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!

Just a little wish!

And yes he did make it into the local newspaper!

Stan Lee and Grumpy cat - both sadly deceased!

At their prom two very smart young native Americans!

Little Smart ass!

Revenge is best served cold!

Thanks Gloria!













He and his Great Granddad 1903 - 2018!

Old joke - new angle!

Her boyfriend and his Peruvian Guinea pig have the same hairstyles!

Too close to me for comfort!

Thanks Pete!










You put your left leg in........

UK come last in Eurovision!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy at times with bright spells. Scattered showers breaking out, some of these heavy and possibly thundery. Any early fog soon clearing.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support for our little blog!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am publishing early today, as we've been invited to a "Eurovision Song Contest Party". It is usually rubbish, but we enjoy the fun we have with friends!

Enjoy!

Thefts down 95% since they bought him!

This is a very clever piece of editing! We can only dream!

Thanks to all who sent me this!










13 years eh?

Awwww!

Very clever sunshine! I'll bet you can waggle your ears too!

In 1994 the cast of Friends had a weekend in Las Vegas!

She made these from Babybel cheese wax!

Passive aggressive complaint!

Landscape in the bottom of a coffee cup!

Agreed! Also make sure that when the screw is home you make the drill jump
 over the head so it makes a noise like an air tool!

Tug of War means - medal!

It's like that in Liverpool too!

Thanks Robert!













Rwandan hair fashion 100 years ago!

The inevitable!

Thanks Stuart!














Bit obvious - but clever!

Thanks Susi!










Grandpa saw a cloud that looks like a shark
(Allegedly!)

Do you find old doll's faces rather creepy?

Sadly Grumpy Cat has died he was 7 years old

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early mist patches dispersing to give a mainly dry morning with warm sunny spells. Scattered afternoon showers developing inland, locally heavy, but largely dry along coastal districts.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: North 7 mph, gusting 13 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.