Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained most of the day today. Had to go to the Post Office and later the Health Centre.

I'm a bit on the drag tonight, because I have been installing a new fangled hardware firewall thingy. It was a struggle but it seems to be working OK now. It's a bit like the magic stick that keeps the tigers away! Enjoy your funnies!

Could you please hold Tibbles for a moment?

Amazing, clever, but also faintly creepy!

I do not understand the younger generation with their tech!!!

Awww! - A proposal, but look at the guy at the back!

A bit like wiping an elephant's arse with confetti!

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Here Here!

On the whole I don't like people!

Join our club!

We all love Daffy Duck!

Bliss!

Whassat?!!!

This took a moment, but I think he will be there for a long wait!

I am that sort of handyman!

Thanks Robert!

We - have - Liftoff!

Oh! Hi! Did I wave at you???

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mist and fog will thin allowing brighter spells to develop, then turning increasingly cloudy and windy before heavy rain arrives from the West during the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's a quiet Sunday, cloudy and chilly, but mainly dry. Walked to the sea this morning, and cleaned up my computer space later. Now more pictorial fun!

-Just for you!-

Most of us were like that!

I can do this - but not as well as them!

Instead of taking pictures put the bloody fire out!!!

Clever - tail lights for police horses!

Porcupine 1 - Dog 0 ! - Lesson learned!

Wow! In her prime then!

A Great Truth!

Ever been had?

Plugged in!

Hmmm! - No!

Little creep!

Oh! Yes!

Thanks Barbara!










Yup! Stupid is taking over the Planet!!!

Thanks Jamie!










2 out of 10 for trying!

Thanks Jules!











Another great truth!

Thanks Musa












Situation normal!

Thanks Susi!













Whoopee! They're playing Gangnam style again!

Speedy tree decoration!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Occasional showers along the coast, but elsewhere mostly dry with a better chance of bright or sunny spells developing. Still rather chilly, but the breeze easing.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 14 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was just a bit surreal!

I went to the boat to tidy up before she is lifted out for the Winter. I met Santa Claus on the pontoon, wandering off to the East! I pointed out to him that the North Pole was in the other direction so he came back! Actually he was going out on the Lifeboat to some charity do! Today is the 2018th edition of the blog, coinciding with the year too!

Here are some funnies!

It isn't even December yet!

Most young people will have never heard this "The Third Man" - Oh Yea!

Traffic control humour!

How did they do that?

Go for it Gollum!

This looks like fun!

Hmmm! Trouble ahead!

Thanks Derek!











You made it! - It's Saturday!

Thanks Maria!









But the Bishop can only go on the black squares!

Thanks Martin!










Pie complete with donut!

No!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Sandra!










Scarlett Johansson in 2004

These Amish children are seeing an iPhone for the first time!
For me, maybe it would have been better if they hadn't!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire - cleaning!

Teacher has a hangover!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Generally dry with bright or sunny spells on Sunday, but a few showery outbreaks of rain are still possible, especially towards South Essex.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey day, but we decided to check out the local garden centres' Christmas decorations. We went to two and they were very good!

Now I have just surfaced after having dabbled beneath the surface of the Internet to find yet more pictures with which to tickle your fancies!

Amazing, seen by the Hubble telescope a star similar to the Sun
 which has exploded way across the Galaxy!

Huge effort!

Thanks Klaus!














There is still a little kindness in the World!

Exercise in futility, this is made from used Skittles wrappers!

This looks like a man in a bad dog costume!

Now you can see what the dinosaurs evolved into!
Baby Blue Heron!

The next five are from Derek 

Thanks Derek!










This dog has just discovered that he loves carrots!

Here's Theresa doing the Brexit across Abbey Road!

Hoist by your own Petard more likely!

It says "Police found 350.000 Euros in a washing machine
They think it may be money laundering!"

Thanks ZM King Willem of the Netherlands!











The best face swap this year!

More kindness - isn't that nice!

Dads do their moves!

What did he say to you dearie?

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Sunny spells and scattered showers with winds remaining light. Overnight, showers will slowly ease with clear spells allowing a patchy frost to form inland.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.