Funnies for Saturday

Dear Family and Friends, I have finished - that's it! No more computers until after Crimble! Here's a bit more festive stuff.

Singing Christmas trees? - Yes - Even that!

We're cooking the Christmas Pud - Oh! and the sprouts go on 6 am tomorrow!

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That after party feeling!

 OMG!

Why?

Ta Da! - Boom boom

That Dustin Hoffman moment!

Points to you Dustin!

True - so blinkin true!

Did you do this - I'm sure that I did!

Waiting to see..

Is that the Universe in there?

Syndrome

Thanks Derek!

Joke Central

Apologies to our Jewish friends -

but these are good!

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Harwich Weather for Sunday

It is possible that you may not like this...

Mostly dry and bright, but windy with scattered showers arriving early afternoon, some heavy with a risk of hail. Feeling chilly in moderate South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 1 mm | Sunrise: 8.01 am Thanks Essexweather.com! Thanks for calling in! Cheers! Richard.

Funnies for Wednesday

Dear Family and Friends, Continuing computer mayhem today! Tonight I said "No more" and dived straight into the net for more stuff to amuse my friends..

Like drums? - a few here...Sandstorm

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Is it cold enough to put up the Christmas decorations?

YUP!

Thanks Dick!

Then and now...

I don't think I can...

Junior Entrepreneurs

Not all bad!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Oh shit - it's me!

It says - "Her quick tune up!"

Only in Russia

Thanks Natasha!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Friend!

If the Military get hold of this - Be afraid - very afraid!

Bonus clip - 12 days of Christmas - Alternative version

Harwich Weather  for Thursday

Feeling colder in fresh to strong South-Westerly winds. Apart from the odd shower during the morning, it should be a mainly dry day with lengthy intervals of sunshine. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.59 am Thanks Essexweather.com! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Funnies for Tuesday

Dear Family and Friends, Busy busy - pre Christmas rush for folks to have their computers fixed!

Time to pause now dear reader and dig up a few more little gems...

Texas Lights this time - long but in HD!

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Chilly Xmas!

Your present is on its way!

Way before

More philosophy from Winston

Waiting at the lights - in Russia

Nothing unusual here - it's Russia

Thanks Natasha (Ukraine)

I have no idea what sort of animal it is but it surely is cute!

Another First World Problem!

Beautiful Pun!

Thanks George Takei (Sulu)

They never listen!

Meet the girlfriend - she was $10

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke

John's Joke

Derek's Joke

John's Joke 2

Dick's Joke

Thanks chaps!

This from Geoff "The Earth She Breathes"

Thanks - very nice!

Naughty Santa!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright start with lengthy spells of sunshine throughout the morning. Increasing cloud amounts during the early afternoon with outbreaks of rain arriving by evening and accompanied by gale force South-Westerly wind gusts. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.58 am Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, It is a very dull day here today. It really hasn't got light today at 1400 we have the lights on and it is raining. This gives me time to dig up some more festive fun, just for you!

This long, it is corny, but .........more Xmas lights!

This kid really is a reincarnation - he is Quebecois

Amazing things to do with a snowmobile!

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Shhhhhhh!

Photobomb Number 1793

If you suffer from vertigo don't look!

Ancient Japanese art - in 2 clicks - it's the Cookee Monster!

Wow what an offer!

Thanks Richard C!

Easter comes early to a US street!

That's me folks!

Ha Ha! Good for you Carlos!

Kiddies Beware!

Sorry no jokes today

to compensate - here's a bumper

Wisdom from our friends the QI Elves

Harwich Weather from our Home Station

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain, locally very heavy during the afternoon and evening. Limited brightness, though mild once again in fresh to strong South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-11 mm | Sunrise: 7.57 am Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.