Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had April showers today....... but hang on isn't it May? Never mind, time indoors to find more fodder for the blog!

Thanks to you we just passed 125,000 hits! More Funnies follow...

Another spicy prank from Quebec

Thanks Klaus!




Not what you think.........

Thanks Klaus - again!

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Yes madam, and I'll bet that you bought them at Walmart!!!

Informative notice...

Madam is not doing too well in the kitchen!

Walmart again "Hug for a drink"

Sir I believe that you may not have the right idea!!!

True - so true!

This package was delivered to our house today - 

With a General Election tomorrow it may be strangely prophetic!

Seen in Harwich Harbour...............Does my bum look big?

Thanks Peter!

The man must.......

Thanks Robert (F)

Another truth!

Thanks Robert 2 (F)

Ha ha - Time has made him look very silly!

Ha Ha the Firestation is on fire!!!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

We have a bit of a floral theme tonight

Definitely real!

Definitely fake!

Er - not sure - but who cares!!!

John's Jokes

Thanks John!

This German machine is amazing, and for me terrible at the same time!

Thanks Klaus ! 3 !

Harwich Weather for Thursday

One or two showers are still possible, although most places should have a dry day with sunny spells. Feeling more pleasant in lighter winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.19 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuersday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is blowing a hooley here today, had a hospital visit with elderly neighbour this morning, long long wait. Now home at last to unearth some fresh funny stuff which I hope will entertain!

Carrot and stick? This is better!

Thanks Klaus!





We are having rough weather - in Germany......worse! This from Helen's Cousin
in Schleswig Holstein

Thanks Timo (D)

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Some good ones here!

I am often accused of stating the bl**ding obvious!

Every Goat in the USA

I think the word is Gross!!!

Yet again love the Cousin's slogans

Next door to Walmart?

I don't really think they're giant spliffs - but then..........

Nothing to say here!

The Preciousssss!

Also seen outside Walmart!

Never - I mean never drive on the beach!

I have my wife's permission to post this....

True - always true!!!

Ha Ha!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

I don't think this weather lady in Vancouver likes Spiders!

Bulldogs on swings.......

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Showers are likely for many and South-Westerly winds will strengthen further, locally gale-force for a time during the afternoon. The best of the sunshine late in the day and feeling rather chilly once again. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 5.21 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.

 

Funnies on Bank Holiday Monday

Dear Family and Friends, It is a Holiday in UK today, which gave me time to dig around for some new funny stuff for your amusement and delectation - please enjoy!

Just for fun I have been into the settings of the blog,

and at this time it is being viewed in UK USA Germany Ukraine

Australia Israel Malaysia Netherlands Isle of Man and France.

Total views to date 124,798

We are truly international!

Oh! Those Russians!

Thanks Klaus!




Yet Another Quebecois Prank

Thanks Susi!

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Clever.........but why?

They closed the branch - this is the final humiliation

I have seen plenty of these!

An accident? - Maybe not!

Got to love this guy!

In Australia - they call it "The Wet"

Now this is silly, but also rather clever!

This could result in human extinction............"Go away I'm texting" !!!

This happens when half a ton of pizza dough is left by itself!

Oh yes! Always wash your fruit & veg!!!

Boobs - Oh yes Boobs..........

Those were the days!

Father and Son having fun - to Mother's disgust!

Thanks - I forgot where it came from - but thanks anyway!




Now that's teamwork!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Outbreaks of rain at first with large amounts of surface water for the early commute. As brighter conditions develop through the morning, heavy and thundery showers are then likely to break out. Fresh to strong South-Westerly winds, occasionally gusting up to 40 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 5.22 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It started roughish here today, lots of rain and wind, but after lunch things perked up and we had some sun. That's the great thing about England - you never know what you are going to get!

Now for more pictorial fun! - Just for you....

The King at the latter part of his life, still nails it though!

Thanks Pete!





This looks like fun!

Thanks Susi!

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When you think that you can!

Thanks Mags!




There was this guy - nothing more to say!

Seems possible!

Tee Hee!

Another great truth

Good chat up line - noooooooo!

I wonder what's inside???

The sort of thing I do all the time!

Artistic Gros Point!

Ever happen to you? Well you know those little wooden cocktail sticks that come with cocktails?

Get one and stab the little swime!

Problem of the age!

Ho! Ho! - Ahhh!

Love this - Wanksy!!!

Some people will go to any lengths.............

Sorry no jokes tonight so here are a couple of animations...

Harwich Weather for Bank Holiday Monday

A mostly dry and fine day with some good sunny spells and feeling pleasant in the sunshine and generally light South-Westerly winds, but heavy rain spreading in overnight into Tuesday. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.24 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard