Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Ploughing my way through the drizzle, I helped two friends with their media streamer, and another with his usb issues. Looked after Millie, son's dog, and now am about to do my best to amuse you in the usual way!

I know this is juvenile, but 21/10/2015 is the day to which Marty in Back to the future 2  - time travelled!

This young lady is learning to use the phone!

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Meanwhile in a Galaxy far far away

How to avoid nipple crinkle!

More Wisdom from the main man

(One of my heroes!)

Thanks Derek!

In Oz they have bugs on steroids!

How to subdue a shoplifter

Good on you Co-op!!!

When budgeting, if things get tight -

visit the Rabbi!

This cat appears to be summoning a demon!

Yes as they say this really is an Awesome costume!

(Snigger snigger!)

Walter is now a Pimp!

Do you think that she read the first letter of each line vertically?

Ah! Yes! Halloween will soon be upon us!

I do love a good pun!

Thanks Pieter!

I had to look up the Internet Mnemonic for this

Yes - very green!

Feedback on the Horse head!

Last week we walked 2 miles, today we walked 2 and a half miles!

There is the sweet Snow white accompanied by the Cheap Tarty Snow White!

More comfort on the motorway!

Thanks Robert!

OK so you follow this -

and end up with a degree and you know nothing!!!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Yup - it must be Friday!

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloud breaking through the morning to leave a generally dry and bright day with increasing amounts of sunshine. Feeling pleasant in the sunshine and moderate North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low ThanksEssexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wonderful sunny day here in Harwich today, not that I saw much of it, as usual helping the Oldies with their computer problems. Now I am going to try and make you smile - just a little bit!...

Lazy git!

This is for my Granddaughters Mika and Alma

This apparently is how they make grapes!

Thinning them out!

Thanks Martin!

It took me a minute, maybe you'll find it quicker - 

little B*gger!

Is that you granny???

I believe there's a comedian at the airshow!

How about living in a pile like this!

Unusual way to announce a happy event!

Boom Boom!

In Oz danger lurks in unexpected places!

Actually I'm told that it is quite nice!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Panda Whooooops!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain arriving during the morning, perhaps heavy for a time and accompanied by gusty winds. Rain easing early afternoon with some late brightness. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Time for a small celebration tonight, thanks to you all we just passed 150,000 hits on the site! I have no jokes or clips  so it will all be pictures tonight - please enjoy!

At the barbie - grab a lettuce chaps!

Love this - Halloween costume called "El Nino"

It's Retinal dammit!

Thanks Ben!

On the hustings - the Final Insult!!!

Seems to be to the point!

The Excuse to beat all excuses!

After the very old joke about the sticky stick - this City

has a Forty Fort!

Er.......B*gger it - I'll stay indoors!

It - is - going - to -  be - me !

The owner of this cookie jar must have OCD!

DEATH calls

Thanks Martin!

Grandpa decided they should visit absolutely all the Civil War sites....

OK so a ride is $4  !!!!

Meet the Ganon ABC123

which has facial recognition!!!

This must be Quebec !

Oh! That's why!

If this is "Hide and Seek" - can I play?

Thanks Robert! (F)

Suggest you learn to speak another language!

Oh and I did find one moving picture...

And they did so much want to look cool!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early fog patches should soon clear to leave a dry day with sunny spells in a light North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essex weather.com

Thanks as ever for your loyal support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a bit of a non starter. I couldn't sleep and started working on a computer at 0400. Therefore by mid afternoon I was shot to bits so I slept for a while. Now trying hard to focus on the job in hand and produce something for your amusement!

In the past we've had many funny animals, including juggling otters - tonight how about a ski jumping goat!

Now this is utterly and completely mad!!!

Thanks Susi!



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Non Kosher - but sure tastes good!

Thanks Susi!

Street scene downtown China - Copyists? - Nah!

Yes the Pound shops are great but I think they slightly missed it with this one!

Pirate's car - Geoff this one's for you!

She asked him to mend her boot - Ha!

For 72 years I have spoken English, and yes I get it wrong sometimes!

Thanks Paddy!

Spelling - always spelling!

Ultimate Kitsch - Starship Enterprise Guitar!

Toadstool car - was it worth it?

Have you heard the Aussie word "Chunder"? It comes from "Watch out under" 

I pity those below!!

Nice! But I fear there will be crunchy bits in this cake!

Jaws Lives!!!

Yes! They did indeed manufacture shaft driven bikes!

Massive garden party - anyone?

Nice idea if only.........

Old movie of the Chrysler Building

At the time the tallest in the World

Thanks Jamie!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Rather cloudy with some bright or sunny interludes developing. Many places dry, but still with a few light showers possible. North-Easterly winds will be light once again. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.