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Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy shopping both in Frinton and Colchester. Now having had a resuscitating cup of tea I will concentrate on the blog. It is early tonight because shortly I will be on a night out with the boys





This is very camp, I believe that it's a fashion ad!



Thanks Martin!






How to get rid!



Thanks Jamie!




Gallery




Sounds like good advice!









Damn you Siri!




Sweets for the Wicked Queen!






Couldn't agree more - If you want to look like a tit - wear a flat peak !!! 






That's why so many of the Cousins are extra large!






My Impossible dream!
(I do have 3 screens though)







I'm not sure which I prefer!







High Kicking bulldog!







OK - you're bombing along the motorway (at the legal limit of course)
When you spot this in the rearview mirror!






Hell it must be hot in there!






Yup - she put in an H!!!






There was a time when they would give you a cereal spoon with your name on it!




















Good interpretation!






Yes dearie - and YOU'RE stupid!!!







Now you mustn't censure the little dears - they might get complexes!
(or you can bash 'em with a big stick....)






His view was being obstructed by a big Dick!






Backpack that looks like  - whatsisname






Nice try Sunbeam!






Think about it Hilly!






Looks like the houses are on fire - but it's the sunset through clouds!








Thanks Arthur!







Another Quebecois Prank - heavy slabs!


Thanks Klaus!


Harwich Weather for Thursday







Some early brightness possible before largely cloudy skies prevail for much of the day. Whilst many areas stay dry, the odd outbreak of chiefly light rain or drizzle during the afternoon. Milder once again with maximum temperature of 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low



Thanks For calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.


Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a not too bad day in Harwich today, some work to do but not too arduous.
Now is time to get the shovel out again to dig up more pictorial fun just for you!




Sorry the cilps I put in tonight will not load
Maybe problems with Blogspot.
Hoping it will be fixed tomorrow!






What? A Starfish with a fat bum?







Walked past this house and there was a Wookie brandishing a spear
Not a promo for Starwars of course!








Creepy!!!






Taking their Bulldog for a walk...






Good old Facebook 0 out of 10 for tact!






OK it's a lion in a wheel barrow .....  happens all the time round here!







In Olde England not so many years ago - 
we didn't have to put up with this American junk!!!






Must be a Ceiling Fan!   Boom Boom!






OK hand over the Halloween goodies!






Low slung eh?







Thanks Chaps!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday





A wet start as further bands of rain move North-Eastwards through the district. However, drier and brighter conditions arriving later, perhaps allowing some late brightness. Noticeably cooler in South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 4-9 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Moderate
Thanks Essexweather.com
 

Thanks as ever for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 26 October 2015

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, It was another good day in Harwich. I was on gardening detail, and dug up weeds until my back exploded. Now to blog away and try to find more material with Funny content - just for you!




How not to drive a cherry picker!


Thanks Klaus!





Gallery





How Rude amus







Vlad the Doodler







That is hairy!






Want a gun?
(Still too many guns in US)






Halloween scare, Photo your face in scary mode, print it and put it in a jar in the fridge!






You need to be a Trekkie to get this!






They did eventually bury the hatchet!







I am desparately trying to think of a witty slogan for this.......






Er..........not much to say here either!






I know a young guy who was ironing his shirt collar like this - he burned his chin!






Now we have his attention!






OK so you've made a giant balloon unicorn........now what?






This duck thinks he's a flamingo!







The perfect beach holiday!







This is OK - if he's still alive!











Sorry - no Jokes - so we'll have a Mancave instead!





Sorry Ladies.....













Yes I am studying that necklace!









Smile please!






Same to you Princess!








Harwich Weather for Tuesday






Generally cloudy. It should remain dry through much of daylight hours, although there may be the odd spot of rain by the latter part of the afternoon. Moderate outbreaks of rain are then expected overnight into Wednesday. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.



Sunday, 25 October 2015

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today was quiet, had a visit from son and daughter in law for lunch, which was a slow affair and they have been not long gone, so I'm a bit on the drag, but we had a really nice time, so I'm not sorry - Thanks guys! Now for more funny stuff....






Not what you think - Jamie - just for you!







More infant prodigies!







Gallery





I can only think that he was caught short during the Wife carrying Race!








He bought a new car last week now it's down there!







Great offer!






Stark contrast between Architecture and Park in Manhattan







Typical.............Lord help us if he gets in!!!






Ooooh! Mr Creepy!







Transplant candidates - this could be your lucky day!






Going Cheep!






Birthday Condoms - Ha!






I say this with feeling!






Mile High Club Candidate perhaps........







Isn't it the same with Humans?







Thanks Gloria!








Mmmmm! Novel - I think from Israel







Harwich Weather for Monday






It will be another dry day with some sunny spells, but cloud will tend to increase through the day. Moderate South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks as ever for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.