Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, Shopping for Aunt am, Our shopping pm, the Christmas Madness has set in, but we eventually escaped! It is becoming milder here, at present 8c. Now for more fun stuff - just for you!

My work here is done!

More lights!

The Japanese don't mince their words!

On TV property shows.....

Meanwhile over in Russia!

At his wife's office, they decorate their cubicles, I particularly like the one on the right!

Perlease! Stop this cr*p!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha!

Beautiful Maine in Winter

Party time in Russia...............not sure about this though!

Speed is always relative!

At this boy's school graduation, his Dad took a picture of the presentation!

More wisdom from the QI Elves






There's always one!

Let's go skiing! It'll be great they said!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Grey and misty with occasional patchy rain through the morning. Turning drier and brighter by the afternoon. Feeling mild once again in light winds.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Live from Harwich

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was a not too bad sort of day. Helped some geriatric computer people, who were panicking over their machines for Christmas, all sorted. Now I must try to stay awake to bring you more festive fun!

Did someone mention wal.......?

Tonight the lights are Star Wars!

Someone is in deep doo doo!

Boom Boom!

And they slowly sailed off into the sunset!

I don't like tattoos, but..........Eh boys?

Boys I think this is Rihanna - but who cares!

It's the 18th Century but nothing changes!

No Mistletoe - because.....

A little Lavatorial humour...

 Thanks Derek!










This is Kate Upton - a bit skinny but what do the boys think?

I presume that this is a lady......Eh Donny?

Amazing device!

Someone suffering for his art!

So Christmas is coming!!!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

It will become noticeably milder compared to recent days, while staying dry and largely cloudy. However, once residual overnight fog patches clear some bright or sunny spells may develop.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice bright day and not so cold. Worked on the boat, and walked the dog. Now indoors digging around for new material just for you!

He seems to have inherited one thumb from Mum and one from Dad!

Even Harry Potter lights!

Now........Airless tyres for bikes1

Shy snake!

At first  thought - grotesque head swap, but look again!

Optical illusion in Paris!

Wouldn't touch them with a barge pole!
(Glorified Pyramid Scheme!!!)

She was offered a personalised stocking!

Oh Merica - if only!!!

The Quokka lives on an island with no natural predators
So it is quite happy to do selfies!

The belly is pleased to see the beer!

Saturdays!

Robert's Jokes
Thanks Robert!




Hugh tries to be cool!

The Festive Season is here!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any fog will clear only slowly, perhaps lingering into the afternoon in places. Otherwise a dry and less cold day with a few bright or sunny intervals developing.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hurrah - today we went to Iceland.......only the one in the High Street! - I am still dreaming of the real one - it's on my bucket list.

Now I'm struggling with pictures, not much out there tonight!

Perigord 3/4 pound truffle!
(Wonder what it's worth!)

One of the best!

Happens every day until 12th night!

Eye Twins!

Mildly racist!

Hey chaps there's this swimsuit!

Tasks!

Nothing to say here!

Net Neutrality is ending soon!

Dickins is gyrating in his grave!

The Millenium bug.........nothing happened!

Cable technician with OCD!

She faints, he nearly drops her!

Unbelievable!!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Starting cold with local frost at first. Any mist or fog clearing to give a dry, bright day with sunny spells. Light and variable winds. Local fog after dusk.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.