Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Highly excited today,1030 - dentist, 1100 supermarket in Colchester for the weekly shop. PM helping an aged neighbour with a sick iPad, now home again for the fun bit - pictures for you!

Thanks Jamie!









Dave on a subject close to my heart!

And why not?!!!

Yes that is the Great man!

Clang!!!

Cautionary tale from Down Under!

It's not easy!

You will never be as cool as this chap!

We call it Noughts and Crosses!

Great Truth of the night!

I don't think I am brave enough to agree with this!

Here's Prince Phillip arriving to see the new Royal Infant!

Thanks Gloria!












Oooh!

Thanks Susi!












This is real - in Brussels
(and yes Belgians do have a sense of humour!)

2019 sand sculpture winner in Texas!

This works - we haven't had a mad robot in our garden for absolutely ages!

Yet more Wisdom











Bathtime can be boring!

I don't do high fives, low fives or indeed fist bumps -
it's Manly Handshakes only for me!!!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy, wet start to the morning with strong winds around the Essex coast. However, brighter conditions soon following from the West with afternoon scattered heavy, thundery showers. Winds easing.
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Bank Holiday Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I finished aged neighbour's garden, then murdered some weeds in our garden - well they were asking for it! Now I have a bit of time to finish the Funny Blog for you, because I refuse to watch East Enders!

Enjoy!

Animal Frolics!

Thanks Klaus!














I would surely have walked into it!

Yes and you're over the line I will readjust your face!

I think that this spider has been to France on his holidays!

He had a robot vacuum that swears when it hits anything!

I feel your pain, I have a similar problem with underpants!

Hmm! Unkind!

Oh! Yes!!!

Grandad got drunk and bought a 3 week old goat!

OK! I am prepared to rough it!

Thanks Robert!












Compensation culture!

Yes indeed!

Thanks Jamie!











Tiny garden in a tiny pothole!

Sorry, but I keep sniggering at this!

Thanks Pete!











It is indeed a pencil lead!

Tally Hoooooo!

Mondays!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a bright start, cloud will build as isolated showers develop once again. Light winds and feeling slightly warmer.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More boat work today, the auxiliary outboard is now running again, the culprit was stale petrol. Now it is once again time to accumulate a collection of hopefully funny pictures, just for you!







Salesmanship!

Thanks Robert!











Bet you didn't know that!

In the back of the car, their daughter shouted "Look! Jesus is doing the Floss"!!

Found inside his wife's phone case!

Maybe it's a Llama!

A very sad and poignant story!

Too true!

I spent many hours trying to get rid of this little sod - I eventually found a way!

Reptilian photobomb!

Thanks Robert!












Poor Harry!

Thanks again Robert!













For pushy parents everywhere!!!

Only a polygonal image of the heart on a leaf!

Not much to say here!

In 1954 this huge bruise was caused by the lady being struck by a meteorite!
The odds on this happening are roughly the same as winning the Lotto jackpot!

She really wanted to be in the picture, but she didn't know they were going to kiss!

How about transparent tent camping???

Horatio never forgets to look cool in his sunglasses

I very much hope that he falls in!

Harwich Weather for Bank Holiday Monday

Mostly dry and bright with spells of sunshine, though light showers may develop during the afternoon. Cloudier during the evening and overnight with patchy rain.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a day of heavy showers today.I weeded aged neighbour's back garden, just before it arrived. Watched crime serial on TV pm, the finale is on Sunday.....Now for more pictorial fun just for your good selves!

Police humour!

Thanks Susi











Bronze!  

Unfortunate coincidence!

Statue of children swinging on a tree that's been cut down!

The stupid often take things literally!

Thanks Derek!












Pringles!

Hands free alcohol!

Thanks Klaus!











Man's Handbag, ask your wife what her's cost!

Thanks again Klaus











Pesky dog!

In Kazakhstan they unashamedly Photoshop the leader's portrait!

Vowels!

Thanks Robert!









Or not as the case may be!

Thanks again Robert!











Cool Tatt!

Thanks yet again Robert!








Teacher puts jokes on the board every day!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cold with possible frost to start the morning. A mainly fine day with bright or sunny spells and light winds.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 18 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.