Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was dull and all over grey this morning, so I put on jeans and a jacket when I walked by the sea. I had made a big misjudgement as it was really warm, I became very hot and returned home sans jacket!

Had to visit pharmacy and post office, and am now home, ready willing and able to provide more fun stuff for all the loyal followers!









Trump's hair decides to leave!

Thanks Ann!








As you can guess we love Amsterdam, and have been there in our boat. here's a time lapse I guess of a parade of sail

Still in Amsterdam - this clock is at Schipol airport and there is not a man inside!
Work it out!

Thanks Susi!












I guess that later he discovered another use!

Must have had fun!

That's a bit cruel!

In Victorian times one had to sit very still for a portrait photo.
These two got the giggles!

Another truth!

 Thanks again Ann!










I see where you're coming from!

A chameleon shedding it's skin!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks Robert!










Not funny but sensible and true!

Thanks again Robert!











Open the window Effin quickly pleeeeeese

It's all a question of perspective!

A giant squid found ashore in Wellington NZ

A baby hippo photobombs this proposal!

Spring heeled Jack!

Thanks Klaus!









Slapstick (I hope!)

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Heavy and perhaps thundery showers at first, these clearing through the morning. A band of light rain will then push Eastwards through the afternoon, followed by sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was an "Ordinary sort of day". I walked, it wasn't cold, but windy. Chatted with the old guys on the Promenade and solved most of the World's problems. The rest of the day I was fighting a bad tempered computer! Now back to the lighter side of life with more pictorial fun just for YOU!

That is heresy - human!

This I like! - the first rock and roll song that I heard, played on the only musical instrument that I learned to play (sort of) !

He found some great mountains, but was put off by this woman
 who wouldn't stop singing!

Clever student sign!

This could be me!

Just one little letter!

Now there's an idea!

It says "Kevin is not the brightest, but he has strength!

Thanks Klaus!










No translation necessary!

Thanks again Klaus!










It says "Unique spot! When one is on a diet he has the right to look at the menu!"

Thanks yet again Klaus!










The times in which we live!

 Thanks Jamie!










The baker had no photo of an apple turnover so he used MS Paint instead!

This amazing "Whale Tail rock" was created by thousands of years of erosion by the sea!

Another "Ta Da" moment!

Ok dearie, you've pumped them up sufficiently now!

Thanks Klaus - you saved the day today!









A bit more Wisdom!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry and bright morning with sunny spells. Clouding over through the afternoon with the sunshine turning increasingly hazy. Heavy and perhaps thundery showers developing overnight into Wednesday.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said that it would rain by noon, and it did, and it is continuing 8mm so far. I spent some time testing my friend's computer, that took a while! Now I have unearthed some new material with which to make you titter! Please enjoy!

Hmm! Not much to say!

Feast your eyes on this old lady - her curves are indeed elegant!

Newton was right!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

I wondered that too!

A tanker exploded causing a big jam, so this guy opened his truck and sold tacos...
Entrepreneurship at it's best

9/10 for Pure Cheek!

No not Hobbiton, but a modern house built into a hill.

They all celebrate except us!

Thanks Joe!










I think this is Pants!

Thanks Robert!











That's how it looks!

Thanks Again Robert!











How about Zoom Contact Lenses!

This really is very sexy welding!
I learned but could never achieve that!

Here here!

Then.............and now!

This hotel uses blue light in the toilets, so the drug users can't see their veins to shoot up!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











Running whoops!

A William Tell moment!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A mainly fine day with sunny spells. A few light showers will develop in places, mainly for the afternoon. Rather windy.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: West 12 mph, gusting 25 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Tuesday to Thursday

Thanks Essexweather.com

The rain arrived after lunch!

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were at a charity coffee morning, all went well and they raised £370 for Macmillan Cancer Care. Sunny today but with a NW wind blowing directly from Greenland!

Now for more fun stuff!

Deer is fed up with selfies!

Now that is really cool!
(Saturn 1/10th scale)

Trump meets beautiful girl 2007

This Blockbuster found a way to survive!

Now there's a very neat fit!

Manners matter!

It's supposed to say"Dope" - what do you see?

It was a different age!

Won't be long kiddies - make the best of it!

The clock is ticking!

What a turn off!

The kind of mistake any (Oldie) can make!

Government Policy!

Times Magazine Cover (Allegedly)!

Titanium changes colour with temperature!
(Who knew?)

You have to read this carefully!
Not from his Mum as stated!

Beatle John - Clowning!

Egg Pool!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A bright start, but thickening cloud will bring occasionally heavy rain by midday, together with strong winds, especially along the coast. Rain will clear during the evening as winds decrease.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 37 mph

UV Level: 1 (Low) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)Thanks Essexweather.com

Our Weather Station at 1600

(The weather is on the change!)

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.