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Sunday, 1 November 2015

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  Hoping that your Weekend is going well. We have been shrouded in fog all day, and to curry favour with the boss I vacuumed the ground floor of our bijou residence. Now it is getting dark, and the fog is thickening, so I am staying inside to create for you more funny stuff...







This is an oldie but goodie, worth another look!


Thanks John B !





More sporting mayhem







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Well, at least Dad's enjoying it!







I just learned that Batman has retired and has taken up farming!







Grow! - You little B*ggers!







Heard of a beard of bees ? - now an anorak of bees!







A new use for a selfie stick







This is definitely the best light sabre that I have seen!








Excuse me could you please direct me to Lakenheath?







Oh! I do love a good Bun!







On the reverse side of Mum's headstone........






Boom Boom!

Thanks Geoff!







Clever Halloween get up







Posing as Power Rangers, they haven't noticed the cops in the background...







I wish that I had the guts to stick this up!







His Pharmacist put his bottle of pills in a bottle....








Mancave..





Elegant - table lamp!










Almost the end!











The Absolute end!








Thanks Bill!







I suspect those weights are fake...








Possibly not as planned!






Harwich Weather for Monday








Low-cloud and fog patches slow to clear, perhaps lingering in places for much of the day making it chilly. Where sunny spells do develop, it will feel quite pleasant for early November. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 31 October 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, First thanks everyone we just passed 152,000 hits! We're early tonight because we will be out with friends. So here goes - hope you like them....



Now you know where "Scared of your own shadow" comes from







I would really love to do this......







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Tally Ho!





Rotten Dad!







Holy Sh*t perhaps?







Sorry - Non Kosher

Thanks Derek!






Not an Alien Brain it's only Sprouting baby rhubarb!






It's called Revenge!






Retain your faith in human nature!






A real fun moment when one flight passenger met his Doppelganger!






Sad little USB






Colouring in






That look that says "Smugness"






If you're squeamish don't read this!


Boom Boom!






Thanks Derek!






Let's Have a couple of old fashioned Animated gifs
(They amuse and irritate both at the same time!)




















Harwich Weather for Sunday





A dull start with mist and fog slowly clearing through the morning. Skies tending to brighten by lunchtime with some bright or sunny intervals developing for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 30 October 2015

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Here's hoping that you will have a really great Weekend! We had a good day with business partners and a great lunch at the local pub.
Now I will do my best (old boy scout) to find you some amusing content for the blog....







How about this! - I want one!



Thanks Gloria!









Belly Dancer with a difference!



Thanks Klaus!






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My Lemon thinks it's a banana!







An Old Story!












Hmmm! - True!






Yes time is elastic!






Philosphical thought for today

Thanks Janet!





Health inspection success - the cockroach has the last laugh!






Castro holding Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau






Bag holder looks like Jar-Jar Binks!






Wha ?????







Clever marketing this distributor has post-its on mini pallets!






The Traffic controller is having a bad day!






I have a certain sympathy with this slogan!

Thanks Robert






Fiendish Halloween joke!







Words are not required here!














An Unexpected X Factor Act!









Harwich Weather for Saturday





Generally cloudy at first, but it will turn brighter into the afternoon with a chance of seeing some sunshine. Feeling warm in any lengthy sunshine. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.

Thursday, 29 October 2015

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in Harwich today, a brief visit to the Bank - always a joy! Followed by the Post Office. Rescued a lady with a bad tempered keyboard, and now having calmed down I am ready to have a go at amusing you all once again....





It is worth waiting for the end!


Thanks Paul!









When your number's not yet up!












My opinion of Halloween..........Rumpkin!







Good Advice!







I love this - The Russians claimed the North Pole by planting a flag from a submarine...
This Dutch guy walked there and planted the Dutch flag!
Goed Gedaan!






How about Lady Gandalf?







Psychedelic Hair.......or maybe Photoshop?






How convenient! - I bet he isn't concentrating though!






Philosophical thought of the day







These cave paintings are said to be 32,000 years old
- not much on TV in those days...







The Editor wanted a scoop at any price!






He alleged that his evil little sister did this!







Unkind, but probably true!








John's Joke
Thanks John!






Another Quebecois prank




Thanks Gloria




Because I didn't get many pictures here's a bonus clip.....








Thanks Jamie!






Harwich Weather for Friday








Cloudy and wet at first with blustery South-Easterly winds. The rain, heavy in places, will then quickly clear Eastwards by midday. It will be dry thereafter with sunny spells developing and winds will gradually ease. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com