Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, work on my server, followed by the funeral of an elderly neighbour, home again for dinner, now time once again to attempt to amuse with more funny things just for you!

There's one born every minute!

Thanks Derek!







The first fog of the year and.........you can guess!

Thanks Klaus!




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Sorry must let you go an Effing Tiger just jumped through the window...

Love the Cousin's slogans!

Philosophical thought for today

Nice idea!

The German ladies football team receive their trophies!

One of those "Name fits job" things

We haven't recently been to Walmart - so.......Meanwhile at Walmart....

A message of hope!

His wife's 39th birthday - he couldn't get the correct candles -
so necessity is the mother of invention!

Another clever slogan!

Must be an Aussie Jesus!

Easy come - easy go!

Come and visit Romania - you English people

Yay! - Back to school day!

DIY - just needs a penknife!

I recommend the liquorice flavour!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!






I guess this is in South Africa - a mugging, the lady
aint havin none of it! Quite revealing!

Thanks again Klaus!








That "Ta Da" moment!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Sunshine and showers, these most frequent during the afternoon. Westerly winds 21mph, gusting 36mph  Min 5c  Max 8c  Chance of rain 60%  rainfall 1mm

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am feeling a bit "Funny" today, I am experimenting with my contact lenses, and have a distance lens in one eye and a reading lens in the other. It's a bit early to say, but I think to may be OK, so I won't have to be charging about with several various pairs of glasses - which I often lose! Now for Funnies....

Oh Lord!

This is the season for slimming!

Thanks Klaus!





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Man size selfie stick!

Nice legs - crap footwear!

There's luck and there's damned good luck!

Must be England!

 Thanks James May!






Tee Hee!

 Thanks Derek!






Yup! Charging up your USB heated trainers!

This is so sad!

Such a Paragon does not exist!!!

Good old Postie!

Hillary on tour - someone doesn't give a sh*t!

She knitted him a hoodie - sadly the proportions were a bit squiffed!

Back off! Back off! - Isn't that a......? - Oh! Yes!

This artist - I am not too sure where he is going with this.....

David Mitchell in full cry!

What do they want?

Ladies - the loos are just round the corner on your left!

A Bit More Wisdom from the QI Elves







Next just for fun - some good old fashioned animated gifs




John Cleese defines stupidity

Here is some stupidity

Poor Kim Jong Un goes through the hoop once again!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

March starts cloudy with outbreaks of moderate rain. Feeling slightly milder than of late. South Westerly winds 18mph, gusting 31mph Max 11c  Min 2c  Chance of rain 99% possible rainfall 4mm.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We have a visitor for the weekend, No.1 Son, so had a busy time, out to lunch etc. Now while letting dinner settle down, I am seeking yet more pictorial fodder for the blog. Hope you enjoy them!

Mini wonders!

Who needs enemies with friends like this!

Thanks Klaus!















Richard Branson says being English - when he sees the sign he always thinks this!

They used to think that he was completely useless, now they've
found a use for him!

This clever young lady is deaf in one ear, she had this done to politely
 signal that people should talk to her on the other side

The exam invigilator noticed this boy was looking at his watch a bit too often!

Oh! Pooh!

The day that Mum tried a slam dunk!

Ladies in Iran going to the elections this Thursday

The cousins can't spell - it's Hawaian actially

This strap cut a perfect circle in the dirt during a storm

True, too many useless degrees when trades are crying out for qualified tradesmen!

Amazing wall art!

Be discreet!

Whatever creature this is - keep it away from the Missus!

When he arrived home after a job at the farm, he opened his pickup and.......

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!







Awe inspiring Chinese bridge building machine
Timelapse

Thanks Gloria!







Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry end to the weekend with further sunshine. Feeling cold. North Easterly winds 17mph, gusting 28mph  Max 7c  Min 3c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.