Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was shopping today, two supermarkets plus post office. The rain that was forecast didn't arrive. Now I am facing a blank screen waiting for inspiration to come. Or I could load you up with all the funny pictures I collected last night - yes?

Yes!

Another talented street artist

Thanks Klaus!







Meanwhile at the gym, trying to impress!

Thanks again Klaus!









Cute but about to rob the table I'm guessing!

Yup! That's Bolton!

To give the impression he's an outdoor guy he took this -
in fact he never goes outside!

Who would you choose given the chance?

This Dad - doing a Dad thing for the photo!

A stylish way to display old people!
( for the benefit of my family!)

An unfortunate (or intentional) positioning of the background!

Nice turn of phrase!

This says - When a bird poops on your head, be glad that Elephants can't fly!

Boom Boom!

Palindrome

Unfortunate cropping - I think she's patting a dog!

Little Boa - You're doing it wrong!

Testing testing...

It's James the Photoshop man again...

That's neat!

It is called the Marble Machine - ingenious!

Sorry the music was lost in conversion!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Wet and windy conditions throughout and feeling rather cold for the time of year. Easterly winds 16mph, gusting 32mph  Min 6c  Max 7c Chance of rain 99%  poss rainfall 15mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, Had a good walk by the sea this morning, sunny but icy wind. The remainder of the day was battle royal with bad tempered computers. Now it is time once again to open the archives of humour to find for you, some new stuff!

Commando assault course meets Olympics!

Thanks Derek!








The Electronic picture frame prank

Thanks Klaus!











Yup strange he is!

Well done James!

I think I know why!

He's Just had teeth pulled, and he looks as if he's been on a drugs trip!

There's marketing for you!
Banana brake calipers!

Hmmm! - All of these things!

Car for sailors

Thanks Geoff!






This hotel suddenly realises - it had a Furry Party on the premises!

Lizard imprisoned in Amber for 90,000,000 years
(Allegedly)!

Nancy Reagan died yesterday aged 94.
Here she is clowning with Mr T

Literally speaking!

Frightened little crab

The Computer Age

Hmmm! Could they really arrange themselves like that???

No Officer I was not driving it!

Trump told them to raise their right hands if they would vote for him.....
Shades of Kristalnacht!

Just like children in a ball room!

Thanks Susi!









If Trump gets in - Canada will.........

Thanks again Susi!








Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another frosty start, followed by a dry day with plenty of early Spring sunshine. Heavy rain arriving overnight into Wednesday. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 23mph  Min -2c  Max 7c Chance of rain 10%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We didn't manage a blog yesterday, we were out with family, at a quiz. We had great fun and came third out of nine, so not a humiliation. As I have lots of pictures, we'll have a "No clips day" with extra pictures...

He asked his friend in Oz what the weather was like, here's his reply

Since the Sugar row started, this is what they are trying on with chocolate!!!

Ha! Boys don't you regret that you didn't date her at school?

They always speak the truth!

No! It's the ad men that need to explain, my guess is that in reality

she's somewhere in between!

Hey Walmart - would it not be better to put her on another till?

I think it's her little brother!

Maybe, just maybe she should have visited the hair salon before the photo???

Meet the Green Heron

Let's take the family for a little trip!

This is Fulgurite, it happens when sand is struck by lightning

Spring is just around the corner!

The chopsticks wrapper says.........

I think that PC has gone one step too far!!!

Not sure what's going on here - witches at work perhaps?

The boss and his staff - or maybe harem?

Clever cable stowage!

Well chaps I think that my landing approach was a bit too fast!

This is the story of my life!

That little bit you can't quite reach!!!

How to play "Risk" with authenticity!

When I look in the mirror I look ripped!

The Trump Bandwagon is becoming almost as boring as

the Brexit debate!!!

That old picnic table makes a super pirate ship !

Piracy!

That's science!

Yup! - It is a pink squirrel!

Hmm! 300 gallons eh?

Poor chap, but you have to giggle!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

It's amazing to see that this blog at this moment is being watched in....

United States
United Kingdom
Russia
Germany
Canada
Australia
Netherlands
France
Romania
New Zealand

 

Harwich Weather for Monday

A frosty start, then a dry and sunny day. Still rather chilly. North Westerly winds 14mph, gusting 25mph  Min -1c  Max  6c  Chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks as always for calling by! Cheers! Richard.