Old Git's Funnies

Thursday, 17 March 2016

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I was a bit inactive today, I hurt my back, not sure how, but waddling round like a penguin. So now as I am able better to sit than stand I will plod on with your very own funnies!

Love this!

Thanks Klaus!

Can't get away from cranes tonight!

Thanks again Klaus!

It says - Optical illusion, after 30 seconds you can see the woods in the background!

Thanks yet again Klaus - also Geoff

He gets in everywhere - even designer slippers!

We are just becoming a teency bit worried!

Remember Anders Breivik - he who murdered numerous Norwegian Children?
He is now claiming inhuman treatment because of his accommodation - see below !!!

Take one 40 ton press, place a few crisps inside - activate and see the fat run out!

It was a bit quiet in the office today!

Yes re-evaluate!

Red Pandas only eat bamboo - but they love bamboo
as you can see!

Honest tip tin

Values may be screwed - the truth hurts!

An old mineshaft opened behind their bungalow
That is really scary!

Banksy has high respect for Stephen Hawking

The sealion leapt aboard the yacht and made himself comfy!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!

I found this really interesting!

Thanks Geoff!

We haven't had one lately - so here's a

Mancave

From Russia - a few more beefy ladies!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Mostly cloudy and dull. Feeling chilly once again. North Easterly winds 9mph, gusting 15mph Min 1c Max 7c chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are early today, as we are invited to a birthday celebration dinner. Thanks to you we have just passed 176,000 hits on the site!

I was out in the country this morning, returning a computer, and in the sunshine it was glorious. Now back home to compose a little more fun - just for you!

The Quebecois pranksters are at it again!

Thanks Pete

Get out the sick bags! - Welcome to the Bering sea

Thanks again Pete!

Always!

For $2 this machine dispenses a book. A different one every time!

No - not a planet, but the tip of a ball pen!

The camouflage of a copperhead snake - there are four in this picture!

Oh! Lord!

Clever ploy?

Thanks Derek!

That's just Sinister!

So you think you're having a bad day!

Artistic - Japanese sweets

He was drunk and passed out on London Bridge,
when he woke he saw this!

He had his stitches removed and couldn't resist this!

Typical!

Thanks Robert!

Welding art or the art of the welder!

Second coming!
(Many hispanic people are named Jesus)

Just a a pair of animated gifs

The last straw

How to exercise your puppy

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another dry and sunny day. Slightly less chilly. North Easterly winds 13mph, gusting 21mph Min 3c Max 10c Chance of rain 5%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A more lazy day today, a few small jobs in the morning and PM Watching Bosch series 2 - very gripping stuff! Now nose to the grindstone, trying hard to give you more pictorial fun - with a little help from my friends!

How about Beatles Pancakes!