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Thursday, 9 February 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We've gone all hi tech today, the nice man came and fitted smart meters to gas and electricity. Now we can see almost by the minute how much our energy is costing us. We're trying not to let it depress us - I will now shower in the dark!!!
Now for more funny stuff!






Nothing to say!







This is a bit long, but these ships formed a big part of our lives in the past. My Father in Law worked on them and we knew when one was coming in by the loud Chuff chuff when they reversed their engines - pure nostalgia from Harwich!


Thanks Egg!








One way to get rid of Granny!










I don't think they really thought the design of this balloon through!










The rooster has taken a dislike to Mum!











Photobombed selfy by Bruce Springsteen! - Epic!











Seismic sand pendulum during an earthquake










The locksmith guy came to unlock her car - and locked his keys in his truck!










Clever marketing!










It's no surprise that the driver of this car has brown trousers!










Mem - ries la la la la la la laaaaa!









JOKES
Thanks Chaps!








Oooh! That look!











My old Mum always said "Never play with fire"!!!










Harwich Weather for Friday










Maybe the odd bright spell, but for most it will be another cloudy day. North Easterly winds 13mph, gusting 21mph Min  1c  Max 3c  Chance of rain 10%
Thanks Essexweather.com 





Harwich Weather Now








Thanks as ever for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a Community Service sort of day today. 91 year old to hospital for Opthalmologist, then shopping for 90 year old. We hope that when we get old our neigh bours will do the same??? Now I will do my best to amuse in the usual way!




(I promise no Trumpery tonight 
in this the 1457th edition!)




Parenting can sometimes be just too much!


Thanks Gloria!





Dulcimer plus Tears for Fears what's not to like!









LAN Party for geriatrics!











He couldn't find the dog lead so he walked her like this!











Now please will you hang on!












The human eye is amazing even with ultra fast camera shutters,
most kids blink at that moment!












This air stewardess is a heroine, she found a note from a young girl in the toilets - called the cops
and saved her from being traffiked!











Must be an English demonstration!










It says "My face when I am told there's no more coffee!"

Thanks Klaus!










This cinema is self aware!











At first I thought this was more car dirt art, but looking closer
I think it's natural!










In Brazil theft is so endemic that........










This was on live Netherlands TV a few days ago!











From cottons to art!











Puts things into perspective eh?










Guard dogs or just being nosey!











Tonight's significant truth!








JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







Looks like a Ta Da! Moment!











Tarzan would be proud!









Harwich Weather for Thursday










Rather cloudy with limited brightness. Feeling bitterly cold in the breeze. Easterly winds 9mph, gusting 16mph Min 1c  Max 4c  chance of rain 10%
Thanks Essexweather.com




Harwich Weather Now









Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.









Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Wet wet wet! We are lucky that we don't get this very often - rain all day! It was a bit restricting apart from a quick foray to the supermarket, not much going on. However it behoves me to try once again to entertain, so here goes.....





No I won't state the obvious!







Tee Hee Unbelieveable!












Some people and their priorities!










I'm not being heightist, but 4ft8 v/s 7ft1!










Some things are best covered up!










No! We're just friends!











X rated spaghetti!










Homer is speechless!










Tonight's philosophy lesson










It says " Now the new flight route to Greenland is open -
more Refugees!"

Thanks Klaus!








Good girl! - 0 calories in Diet Coke!










More philosophy










Now here is a picture of pure delight!!!










An ice cream work of art!








Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!






Hello this is Rover!










There's this thing...it's called balance!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday











Cloudy skies for much of the day with patchy rain or drizzle at times. Some brightness possible during the afternoon. North Easterly winds 10mph, gusting 18mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 6 February 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, with a visit to The Liferaft Company to have lifejackets serviced - or condemned if we're unlucky! Then on to a Garden Centre for more plants. Now I must concentrate and get on with the job in hand - your blog!

Apologies for a small number of pictures, but I am a bit fed up with Trumpism!







We are not born racist!








This is rather cool!











Horse Dancing - extraordinaire!











After her karate class she was cold so they wrapped her in a towel......
Accidental Jedi!












Hidden assets!











Young ballet dancer practices in the street - Havana











Snow canyon - Japan










The Mayor of this Brazillian town banned restaurant tables on the pavement.....
so they did this!










Somewhere in Turkey - what a place to have lunch!










I guess they are either plastic or dyed!










The bathroom towel throws a sinister shadow!











And for my next trick!!!










Waaay Haaay Love it!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday




Early low-cloud and patches of fog will slowly lift through the morning to leave many areas dry with increasing amounts of sunshine. During the afternoon, a scattering of showers are expected to arrive from the West. Light to moderate North-Westerly winds and feeling a shade milder. Maximum temperature 9 deg C (48 deg F)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard