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Tuesday, 11 April 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  it was another good Spring day today. Worked on the boat, hope to launch in two weeks' time, weather permitting of course. Now back indoors and dozy from all that sea air, I will once again do my best to cobble something together...







They say "Sugar is death"
What a way to go!!!









You want corny? I will give you corny!










Predictive text!











Air conditioned lawnmower 1950s concept!












Floral Apartments Thailand











Believe it or not it's a biryhday cake!











Moral of the story - never drive on wet sand!













Don't want to be friends?












Only a squirrel eating corn on a very small chair!












Blue grass?












Vlad selfie -
or is it a lookalike?












Do not pun a judge!











That's us they're talking about!











Do Do Do Do      Do Do Do Do    Do Do Do Do.......................Wet floor!!!









JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Mantis ain't preyin - he's dancin!











Oh! Lord! That's terrifying!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday!











A rather cloudy day. Remaining dry through the morning, but the odd spot of rain is possible by the afternoon. Brisk North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 16 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com






Harwich Weather Now












Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 10 April 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was much cooler than of late in Harwich today with a NW wind. Walked the dog, and didn't achieve much else. Now it is once again time to create more pictorial fun, just for you.






New sport...Canal Snooker!









Going viral just now!
Another Youtuber going to the Gulags!











Big family......











Nah! Not my type!








Due to the recent dearth of pictures, Bill has helped me out!
See the following 13 images.
Thanks Bill!





Big Stretch












The other side!










Go! Dad!











Router's down!











Government????  - Of course!











Scrape him off the ceiling!












How gallant!










Do be do!











Did they push him?











Tee Hee!











Agreed!











Nobody reads them!











Now that's what I call a selfie!











Time flies1

 Thanks Jules!











Mix up!










If you look very carefully you will see the water tower next to the white house!












And then.........a phone flew past










That's the way to do it!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday








A dry day with sunny intervals, although cloud will tend to increase at times. North-Westerly winds increasing and becoming breezy by evening. Maximum temperature 15 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 9 April 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Warm and sunny was the order of the day today. Busy clearing out the shed. So many things that we forgot that we had, almost all going to the tip! Now for more pictorial fun. Pictures a bit thin on the ground, as happens sometimes. Hopefully more tomorrow.






He's hoping for a boat!










Our hero tells a lavatorial tale!












The guy that made this will be off to the Gulags!













That's what I like - wild enthusiasm!












This is said to be China's most posh village......
Hmmm! Individual aren't they?











These boots won't be walking far for a while!













Ah! I see what you did there Mr POTUS!










In the US the Transportation Security Administration
is a department of Homeland Security.......
I still don't really understand this.....!












Best thing! Put the elderly in prison and the prisoners in the old people's homes,
a far more just punishment!








More from the QI Elves






All Grandads have a tendency to do this......












Cruel, but understandable!








Harwich Weather for Monday










Much cooler than over the weekend, although dry with sunny intervals during the morning. Cloud amounts increasing into the afternoon and staying mainly dry. Maximum temperature 14 deg C. Thanks Essexweather.com






Harwich Weather Now








Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 8 April 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another sunny day in little old Harwich. I didn't achieve very much today, hoping that the back problem will slowly improve. Walked a couple of times to loosen things up. Now more pictorial amusement.






Their Corgi ate some seeds then pooed them
he is standing next to the result











The Hobby horse is back!


Thanks Matt!









Not such a good idea!











How times change!











Various sands..
The white sand is parrot fish poo!












Riverdance would have looked very different!











Very clever - it's called "Forced Perspective Graffitti !










Some say this is a mirage....it isn't
It is called a false horizon, and is caused, by the sea near the ship
being the same colour as the sky.











Colouring in!











How to scare the hell out of the driver!












Don't worry love - blame it on the Jedi in first class!










Not quite got the length right sunshine!










Harwich Weather for Sunday









A fine day is expected with largely unbroken sunshine. Winds will remain light, leading to it turning very warm. Maximum temperature 21 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com




Harwich Weather Now








Thanks for your Support!


Cheers!


Richard.