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Sunday, 23 April 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another day working on the boat, should go back to the water tomorrow, but that's doubtful, and it's getting colder! The Marina is very busy, never mind I will now try and amuse y'all with more pictorial fun!





OK Smartybum - How are you going to swallow that?









From our near neighbours across the sea - the Dutch
a funny ad for TV!














In Finland the frost remains in the shadow!












Clever, but why not just put a bolt on the door?













Impressive shot of an Atlas launch taking stores to the ISS












We've all been here! Now comes USBc which can go either way up, however you have to have equipment with the right sockets!













Yup - he's chilling!













This is Fort Jefferson off the coast of Florida, built to reduce Caribbean Piracy!












Picture of his Grandma aged 40 in 1973!
Woot!











Unfortunate choice of font Kids!











The Cookie Monster hitches a ride!












Is that a submarine periscope? No it's Baby Jumbo following his Mum!













Sorry I cannot believe that anything in nature could make a web like that!
Unless you know better!












Depends if you're doing percentage off or percentage on.....
I think they're right!












A chunk of brick wall eroded by the sea













Street scene in Norfolk Va - It's the USS Wisconsin BTW












Capybara is groomed by Squirrel Monkeys!












This little girl gives Princess Leia the plans of the Death Star at a Starwars Convention!












Not much to say.......large Walrus asleep on a Russian Submarine!













Not Harwich Pilots - I hope!










Sometimes it's not good to get what you wish for!











More Wisdom from The QI Elves









Harwich Weather for Monday


A breezy and generally cloudy day. Mostly dry through the morning, but outbreaks of rain will spread from the North-West during the afternoon. Turning colder during the evening. Maximum temperature 15 deg C.




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Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 22 April 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was trying to rain, but didn't, there was a chilly wind from NW. Hasty blog tonight - we're out to friends tonight, also shortage of pictures, rejected many unfit for mixed audiences....enjoy anyway!







Obergine with arms!











Schmalz? - I will give you schmalz



Thanks Pete!












This is a Bark Code!
(Get it?)












This is what 2.5 million people look like!
Anti Government demonstration in Venezuela












I'm told that there have been people who
 put on their census forms as their religion - Jedi!!!!











How about - a horse with a moustache!











Not a Ghost celebrating - a burst lightbulb!











 A likely tale!










There's a new Google Earth out!










A little bit of fun on the International Space Station










I have no idea......









Harwich Weather for Sunday




A fine and dry day with some sunshine. Temperatures a little higher than Saturday and in the sunshine it should feel pleasant. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.
UV INDEX: 4 (MODERATE) | POLLEN COUNT: 3 (LOW)
Thanks Essexweather.com





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Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 21 April 2017

Friday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were in Colchester today, for shopping, home for lunch. Exercise walkies PM, now it is once again time to dig up a bit more mirth to lighten your day.






Gordon - looking his best!










We can hide how we feel - they can't!












Golden Scarab beetle












Not photoshopped, just driven snow!












Novel scratching post!











Ask questions - first!









Now this is a T shirt I like!
Eh Boys?










Patent beer can crusher Wow!











Lab does science!











More dirt art!












Luke's reunion with Han!












Problems of our times!











His parents bought garden chairs, after a few weeks - this happened!









John's Joke
Thanks John!








Night time arrives early!



Thanks Martin!







No Dearie that will only make them bigger!









Harwich Weather for Saturday



Starting cloudy with a little rain possible. Otherwise generally fine with sunny spells, although it will feel fresher than of late. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
UV INDEX: 3 (LOW) | POLLEN COUNT: 3 (LOW)
Thanks Essexweather.com




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Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 20 April 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, As my old Dad used to say, you know who your friends are when you antifoul the boat's bottom. I did this today.........alone! Fortunately "Winston" is only 18ft long so I was able to finish it in a morning, although there was as much paint on me as on the boat's bottom! Now for more pictorial fun.......







The Great Escape from Stalag Kitty!










Another of my Heroes - Victor Borge
He was a Dane you know!














And yes it is her hair!











And yes this is my very last United funny!!!











Dirty Truck Art











Boom Boom!












Is this YOU?












The inevitable just didn't happen!












That kid seems to have taken too many anabolic steroids!













Yup - they're aggressive!












Yes the POTUS is on the left!













Even on set - the Generation Gap!













After cremation and burial - now there may be another alternative











Time travel perhaps?












Like me she's OCD!













Waaaaaaaaaaay!













I have tried this............always failed!













The grease on this food bag looks like a bird sitting on a bear!









Thanks Derek!
(Sorry Derek the Reagan one just wouldn't publish properly!)













Predictable but still worth a giggle!










Over enthusiasm!












Harwich Weather for Friday



Continuing rather cloudy with limited bright or sunny spells, but also the chance of a few further spots of rain at times. Maximum temperature 17 deg C.
UV INDEX: 3 (LOW) | POLLEN COUNT: 4 (MODERATE)
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now











Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.