Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started bright, I went to the boat to do several jobs and was pleased to get them all done. As I drove home the clouds were coming up, but it didn't rain until early evening. Now that dinner has been digested, I feel ready to attempt to find some more pictorial mirth with which to amuse......

However their brain is the same size as their eye!

Sunshine - you never had a chance!

Thanks Klaus!

Ha Ha Ha!

Thanks Gloria and Douwe!

Shouldn't have such a big lens!

Thanks Ann!

Quite possibly!

Thanks Robert!

Contrived! But there is a comet but we won't see it too many clouds!

Boom Boom!

Sign of the times!

So did they before???

Yes English is a difficult language!

I think I'll stick with Uber!!!

Discuss!

Did't look in the mirror eh?

I just realised it's the lid off a wipes pack!

Man on unicycle plays flaming bagpipes!

I don't fancy the mini tractor's chances!

Lost in translation methinks!

Is this a new form of PPE?

I take it that you are pretty desperate to sell!

Yes but my hands are..............!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

For the Boys!

Fake or Real???

Nice Pancakes!

His stars weren't aligned today!

Thanks Klaus!








Programmed to self destruct the day after the warranty expires!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Largely cloudy through the morning, however breaks will start to develop by midday to leave a sunny and warm afternoon.
Temperature: 21°C (Inland) | 21°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:56 | Sunset: 21:12
Moonrise: 01:13 | Moonset: 16:08
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a "Not bad" sort of a day, sunny early, but cloudy most of the time, but no rain. I am trying to rescue an old friend with a very bad tempered laptop, I am unsure whether I will succeed! Now for more pictorial fun, with help from my friends.Thanks for that chaps!

I didn't poo on the rug - honestly!!!

More people dicing with death - always good for a laugh!

Thanks Klaus!









The next 5 are from Robert - Thanks very much!






Little Johnny is a smarty bum!

Realism!

Don't we all!!!

Reverse train spotters!

Conditioned reflex!

Hmm!

Thanks Pete!










Really clean wheels!

Philosophical thought for the day!

Is that "The Mask" ???

At first I though Shark! Then I realised it's a highly polished car!

This took a minute - such good taste!

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!

There is always a rebel!

Wouldn't want her on my quiz team!

Will the gymnastic rat escape???

Ask me an intelligent question....

Wolf in the bathroom - so???

I did too!

I think I saw this in a Las Vegas Casino

Topiary - just for fun!

He wasn't expecting that!

In the interests of scientific research.........

This is a bit weird!

Come fly with me!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!








Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










No translation necessary - it's about veg!

Thanks again Klaus!










For the Boys!






From the sublime...

To the Cor Blimey!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy start with a few spots of rain possible. By the afternoon brightening skies with increasing amounts of sunshine. Temperatures slightly below average for the time of year.
Temperature: 18°C (Inland) | 19°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:54 | Sunset: 21:13
Moonrise: 00:55 | Moonset: 14:59
Thanks essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was good! Son Matt and I went on a boat trip with our replacement drone, and made movies of our boat chugging along, and the drone landed without a hitch! Now the blog tonight is a bit thin, because I am having one of my sense of humour overloads, and struggled to find anything that wasn't  banal or just stupid! Sorry, let's hope there is better material tomorrow!

Meet Steven aged 2 - He plays the bagpipes!

Yes! I know it's schmalzy but I love Holland and the Dutch people - so there!

Yes he does!

Thanks Carolina!

Yes Dad!

Thanks Pete!

I think I understand..............

Thanks again Pete!

No not me! - Him!

You're doing fine Fido!

Meet Lobsterbike!

Yes - it's an outie - much rarer than an innie!

We all need our Pooh!

A likely tale!

You see there's this imaginary girl who gets the blame for everything!

Engrish!

I usually love the Cousins' slogans - but I don't understand this one!

Yes - definite likeness!

Not sure about this - left in the sun? Nuclear war?????

Tough tree!

'Allo allo allo!

OK you haven't quite woken up yet have you!

Appropriate juxtaposition!

For the Boys!

She wants to be Barbie, and spent

 $ 80,000 on plastic surgery!!!

These antelopes do this without a trampoline!

Angry bird is just annoyed - this time!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

More in the way of cloud expected across Essex on Tuesday, although a few brighter spells will break through at times. Temperatures a little below average for the time of year.

Temperature: 18°C (Inland) | 19°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:53 | Sunset: 21:14

Moonrise: 00:39 | Moonset: 13:51

Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.