Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 21 June 2021

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey day with wind onshore, so spray was sloshing over the promenade. Item one in the morning was shopping at 2 local supermarkets.

, and soon after lunch a big box arrived from Ikea, therefore the rest of my day was assembly time. I was surprised that was able to finish the "Malm" chest by dinner time. Such an exciting life! Now for your fun stuff!

Definitely a Muffin!

OK so it's chilly and raining, let's cheer ourselves up with the "Good Ol' Boys!

Another Great Truth!

Wireless - Ha!

Thanks Derek!

Knickers?

Thanks again Derek!

What to wear!!!

Thanks Rosemary!

Whatever next!

Thanks Robert!

Cheer Leaders!

Thanks again Robert!

Pets can be an irritation!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Tibbles didn't really want to join you in the bath!

Hey dearie you aren't watering the flowers you know!

Record sunflower or fake - you decide!

Oi!!!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

When I was little I had a tricycle, but it was nothing like this!

Even when it's hot you have to strim!

Almost a boat - but not quite!

I see a hedge - what do you see???

No planning - must open the door!!!

Is this art - or what???

Another Juxtaposition - planned no doubt!

Wait a minute - that isn't your dog!!!

Despite what you read - there is kindness around!

Travelling with Qwackers!

Huge murmuration of starlings!

Not a very good advert!

Clever art!

Confident to use this???

OK so they did!!!

Spectacular wall art!

Just Don't!!!

Kitty porn!

Not sure about this one!

This is a banana up.........sorry - stick up!

DIY windscreen cleaning!

(Yes that's the pilot!)

We are just good friends!

Bwaaaaagh!

Clever crafty cops!!!

Tibbles just decided to sit on his shoes!

Lockdown - it must have been hard!!!

On a hike prepared for every occurrence!

For the Boys!

Sorry only found 2 Balcons tonight!

Tibbles is not happy the way the Zoom call is going!

Another member of the committee beats a retreat!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A fine and dry day with plenty of sunshine inland. Breezy and slightly cloudier along the coast, giving a cooler feel. Temperatures below the seasonal average for late June.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 14 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:36

Sunset: 21:21

Moonrise: 17:19

Moonset: 02:25

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 20 June 2021

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery grey day. I had the excitement if flattening cardboard, and a bit of furniture moving to lighten an otherwise flat sort of day. Oh! And had a call from number 1 son, and a visit from number 2 son, as it was Father's day! I have strayed from my usual sources of fun stuff to give to you a little theme called "Whoopses and Juxtas"

Please enjoy!

Lunch now! I won't ask you again!

It is 1899 in Normandy - a day at the beach, cleverly remastered. It is wonderful how normal everything seems even 122 years ago!

He will wake in 3 - 2 - 1 !!!

Before you ask - No!

Yes that is a champagne cork hitting him in the face!

I bet that stung!

Shite hawk lights the afterburner to keep up!

Look what I have cooked!

That's not the threshold matey!

Screams in 3 - 2 - 1 !!!

In any family there's always one klutz!

A fire eating retriever!

Liberty has a shocking experience!

Now I've got your nose!

Buddha says slow down chill!

No you can't lift it pal!

Splash!

I can see right up your nose!

Carry on moustache!

Shite hawk steals your ice cream!

Tibbles has been working out!

I'm saying nothing!

Towser misses the catch - again!!!

Dad photobombs her selfie!

No comment!

Mr Beluga likes the whoopses!

Bully wants to get in!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy throughout with heavy showers continuing to push northwards. Showers becoming lighter late afternoon but staying cloudy. Low risk of thundery showers overnight into Tuesday.